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  • higgsboson@piefed.social
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    10 hours ago

    I do not live somewhere people can easily just stop by, particularly if they are not invited. No friend of mine would come here without checking first. Even my family would call or text first.

    Uninvited guests are met with an armed response from a polite but firm home-owner. How it plays put from there is going to depend how you behave when I inform you visitors are not welcome. Yes, I am also fun at parties.

    • phonics@lemmy.worldOP
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      10 hours ago

      i only announced the 10 minutes to add to the challenge of breaking into your house. i am already entertained watching you check the obvious spots with your remote cameras and drones.

      i however, am your subconscious and ive been here the whole time. you ready to remember your most embarrassing moments as you fall asleep?