9:59 and counting.
Ask you to help carry my old stove out to the curb and see if you want to troubleshooot some wiring
I will leave you in suspense on if I will open the door.
By calling 911.
Show you a gladiator fight, then ask you “are you not entertained?”
Wanna rip bongs and watch me play Final Fantasy Tactics?
I’m not at my place right now. If you come to my friend’s place where we’re at, you can have a donut and maybe pet the cat.
We can play boardgames and Magic: The Gathering, if you don’t know how to play it I will happily teach you.
There’s shit to do here, but theres a pretty cool waterfall like 10 minutes down the road. Longer if we see a cow and stop to rub its face.
Minotaur
oh shit you live in house of leaves
Shall I give you a tour of my hallway?
I mean I might still be jacking off so that’ll probably do it
I do not live somewhere people can easily just stop by, particularly if they are not invited. No friend of mine would come here without checking first. Even my family would call or text first.
Uninvited guests are met with an armed response from a polite but firm home-owner. How it plays put from there is going to depend how you behave when I inform you visitors are not welcome. Yes, I am also fun at parties.
i only announced the 10 minutes to add to the challenge of breaking into your house. i am already entertained watching you check the obvious spots with your remote cameras and drones.
i however, am your subconscious and ive been here the whole time. you ready to remember your most embarrassing moments as you fall asleep?
I have a cat that refuses to shut up. Ask him anything, he will scream at you. He will only stop if you ask him about Israel. Sometimes.
I will show you my cat. After, I’ll show pics of my cat. I have some boardgames, if we start to play, the cat will come so we pet him.
Noir movies and mst3k. Although I did get the supernintendo working recently
You have a choice. We can watch Ninja Turtles, read Ninja Turtles, or play Ninja Turtles.
Born in the early 80’s no doubt.
