Just to watch confused looks on customers faces.

“Our soup of the day is Chunky chicken noodle. Be careful. It’s very hot, and also very wet. You won’t be able to use a fork and knife on this soup. You’ll need a spoon for sure! Did you bring your favorite spoon? No? I’ll get you a spoon. It is a very basic spoon. Just made of metal. No gps navigation on this one though I’m afraid. You will have to navigate to your mouth manually.”

And just watch as their faces try to hold a poker face of normality. They don’t want to be rude, but also, this waiter is insane.

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    Exactly. You gesture at a truth that is out of reach, build and release tension in rising waves, foster an ambiguous apprehension of threat.

    Horror is put to much rubbish by the fine arts, but crafting a real sense of horror is an exceedingly subtle art.