- That title has porn parody vibes - Shhh Mike will have to report it to his son. - But that’s his kink. 
 
 
- Mike Johnson humiliates himself in public so this is nothing. - I knew he was a bottom 
 
- I can think of one swearing in ceremony that Mike could do as a righteous clap back. - What’d ya say Mikey? Are you gonna just let him treat you like a bitch? - …and betray the one true king of earth?! - Personally, I’d betray Joffrey if I was on his council, but I’d never voluntarily put myself in that position, so what do I know? - That’s the issue. Most normal people have way too much self-respect to end up in Mike Johnson’s position. So we can’t expect him to behave like a normal human here. 
 
 
- All of the cons have been prostrating themselves in front of the pedo-in-chief for about a decade now. 
 
- Please fight in public so we can at least enjoy something from this shit show. 
- Did his son get an alert on his phone? 
- I’ll have 1 order of Epstein Files please. 
- Trump views everyone as a puppet for his whims. It’s obvious in how he treats everyone, and why he’s fine raping children. 
 
- Trump humiliates everyone behind closed doors. Most of all, himself. And also with open doors. And stairs, and windows, and on the roof. - Trump is humiliation personified. 
- “Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit!” 
- Has Newsom shipped some kneepads to Little Mikey yet? 
- And he loves it! 
- (speaking as trump or one of the real insiders) The guy thinks he will still have any power once everything is in place. I can’t wait to see the crying and the trembling lip. but. but. but. im a congressman. im speaker of the house. you can’t do this to me. 
- This is nothing but passing the diversionary torch to Johnson until Trump gets back from Asia. 








