If you use Bootstrap or Tailwind to make your CSS during web development, you have a fundamental ignorance and misunderstanding of your craft.

It’s “by accident” not “on accident”, you uneducated fools.

People keep talking about increasingly higher amounts of preformance in computers with no real world practical use case. Aside from tech journalists the average person doesn’t really care about 4k or 120hz, companies should focus on hardware quality instead.

Oranges are the worst kind of orange. They taste quite good, but if I need to use tools to eat it, I want something at least as good as a grapefruit.

Have you had fresh orange juice though? The major brands are horrible they taste like acid, not at all like a nice sweet orange

I don’t say “bless you” when someone sneezes, because it’s an archaic tradition based on superstitious nonsense.

Steak is overrated. I’d take a smash burger over a steak 9 times out of 10, and that 1 time out of 10 will just be because I’m in the mood for peppercorn sauce.

For the love of god just ask me if I would do something rather than ask me if I can.

Yes, I can pass the salt. But WILL I? 😑

American servers: clear the table when everyone is done. Not before.

And don’t ask me if I am still working on it while I am eating. I am not “working on it” to finish my lunch.

If you’ve never worked on a holiday you shouldn’t be allowed to go to stores and restaurants on holidays.

Bananas are fucking disgusting

The word “utilize” should almost always be changed to “use”.

And, people who cannot sing should not sing on stage.

Pineapple on pizza is fine. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to eat it.

Island has an ‘s’ in it. This was started as a stylistic choice to make the word look more Latin despite the fact that the English word has no Latin roots.

This is proof enough that English is a stupid language for the unwashed masses. There are no rules, all that matters is how it is used and understood. Anyone who tries argue that “literally can not mean figuratively” or that gif has to be pronouced a specific way is an idiot trying to force logic into a system that has none. Don’t waste your time trying to explain that you know the only true and proper rules to Calvinball.

That ‘s,’ that’s what broke me.

Saying “bless you” for sneezing is the most bothersome human interaction (to me) that serves literally no purpose but people pretend that it does to justify doing it out of habit. And, oh boy, have I gotten so much shit for it.