python@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoDry Shampoo is the teenage girl equivalent to teenage boys' Axe Body Spraymessage-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareDry Shampoo is the teenage girl equivalent to teenage boys' Axe Body Spraypython@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square24fedilinkfile-text
Not really a shower thought, but a “spraying my hair with dry shampoo before a Teams meeting” thought.
minus-squareTomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoThink it’s just cornflour and perfume? Spray it on, cornflour sticks to all the grease and then they just brush it out.
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up31·2 months agoDamn, Americans will put corn in everything!
minus-squarehalcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agoTo be fair, corn is native to the Americas. And it can be made into virtually anything: food, fuel, cleaning products, even plastic (PLA).
minus-squareTriumph@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoBut can you make love with it?
minus-squarehalcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoOh people have definitely used corn for that. It is a phallic shape.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agocorn starch is what you put on silicone toys to prevent them from being sticky. so yes!
minus-squareKrauerking@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoAs if corn could ever love Those sweaty ears only ever care for carnal pleasure and don’t have an ounce of passion.
minus-squarewhaleross@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoIt’s very useful for dog owners when you can’t give it a proper shower. Dry shampoo and then brush it out. Pro tip; do it outside. It’s a mess to clean up indoors.
Think it’s just cornflour and perfume?
Spray it on, cornflour sticks to all the grease and then they just brush it out.
Damn, Americans will put corn in everything!
To be fair, corn is native to the Americas. And it can be made into virtually anything: food, fuel, cleaning products, even plastic (PLA).
But can you make love with it?
Oh people have definitely used corn for that. It is a phallic shape.
And it’s ribbed.
corn starch is what you put on silicone toys to prevent them from being sticky. so yes!
As if corn could ever love
Those sweaty ears only ever care for carnal pleasure and don’t have an ounce of passion.
It’s very useful for dog owners when you can’t give it a proper shower. Dry shampoo and then brush it out.
Pro tip; do it outside. It’s a mess to clean up indoors.