Good morning. How are you?
Fine, and you?
Technically that was two lies because I did not care how they were doing.
“Good morning”
The morning had, in fact, not been properly evaluated and I could at the time not fully judge whether it was “good” or not. It was definitely cold though, but I did not want to say “cold morning” as that is not one of the expected greetings.
The morning turned out “good” after a full evaluation, so I fortunately did not have to go back and apologize for any misinformation.
I prefer to just abbreviate it as 'morning. Then it can be interpreted as an observation that it is, in fact, morning
I definitely did not accidentally break my ArchLinux (BTW) install for some time because I failed to read the wiki entry for grub when switching from systemd-boot.
Totally didn’t happen.
“I crashed my car while I was learning, too, it all turned out alright” to a kid who had just had a collision outside my house with a parked car (not mine). He seemed to be taking it pretty hard. I was in a collision while I was learning to drive, but the lie was that I was at fault, when in fact I had been rear-ended by a distracted driver. Also, my car was written off, so “turned out alright” is subjective. I’m an open car-hater, and frequent attendee of the fuckcars communities here on Lemmy, but I’m not so proud as to not put that on-hold for a teen going through Baby’s First Car Accident.
My sister asked me if I thought her infant/my niece was cute. I said yeah.
All babies are fugly and gross annoying blobs.
Especially newborns.
I never lie.
No, I don’t know where your chocolate buttons are.
(I ate them earlier in a moment of weakness)
…or was it a moment of strength, applying your radical freedom?
