I can’t even feel superior to everyone when theirs so many arch installers!! I use real arch btw. I thought “I guess I should go to Gentoo” but then wait, CHROMEOS IS A GENTOO INSTALLER!
I feel like we only have two options now
- Ascend to BSD-land
- Ironically supporting Windows Unironically
edit: I have decided to replace my debian laptop with BSD
i wish, you wish; it hasnt happened yet---- WE MUST CORRUPT WINDOWS USERS; SPREAD THE DAMN GOSPEL
edit: I have decided to replace my debian laptop with BSD
Be sure to tell the FreeBSD guys that you use NetBSD, the only real BSD.
None, go outside and absorb sunlight
Now you have to move on to obscure open source hardware. Linux phone and/or a RISC-V computer
VibeOS 😎
/j

Bout to do a complete 360 on the GPL
Haiku OS
Everyone saying nixos the next arch but we are all traumatized so we dont even recommend it /hj. But actually dont use it, youre gonna give up or spend hundreds of hours crafting the perfect deployable system which youre never gonna deploy on anything other than your single laptop that has nixos.
The first person in real life that I met who used nixos was so proud to show off his configs. I let him, and was suitably impressed. I then returned home and decided to play dark souls 2 on my lovely little manjaro.
Imma be honest I never understood NixOS for laptop/workstations, these systems are highly volatile so setting up deployable builds sounds lke a nightmare. For Servers/Deployments it makes bunch more sense.
GNU Hurd?
https://www.phoronix.com/news/GNU-Hurd-In-2026
GNU Hurd Is “Almost There” With x86_64, SMP & ~75% Of Debian Packages Building
Written by Michael Larabel in GNU on 1 February 2026
Wow! That’s way closer than I realized!
Go back to IBM OS/2 Warp 4! Back when there was still actual choices in desktop computing…
…if you can’t bootstrap inferno, there’s always haiku…
Throw out all higher technology and exclaim how this makes you superior constantly.
This feels spiritually correct
If you want spiritual try templeos
GNU Guix with the GNU Hurd kernel? A full GNU/GNU system, or GNU + GNU.
well GNU/GNU is just GNU :o
I like GNU^2
Technically
GNU/GNU = 1
When I divide them I get
NaN…damn guess im going back to 2nd grade
TempelOS?
Upgrade to CathedralOS time
This is the only correct answer.
plan9
If it was so good then where is plan10 though
Because it’s so good there is no need for plan 10
holy ORZ
This is the actual only correct answer. Plan9 is unix but better and with an animal pet like Linux.
And it’s from outer space!
no it’s from bell labs
Inferno would also be acceptable
Inferno would also be acceptable
Or revive an open source implementation of IRIX, port it for x86_64, and populate it with https://nekoware.me/.
… Or AROS (e.g. Icaros). Or is that maybe a regression, and only sense of superiority had from it, is from novelty and nostalgia…?
The best OS I cant wrap my head around.















