• Janx@piefed.social
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    17 hours ago

    And he presented her with his weird mushroom penis. Man, bootlickers are so fucking pathetic…

    • Lauchmelder@feddit.org
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      4 hours ago

      I get what you’re saying, but I don’t think that handing out a Nobel Peace Price is an “easy” way to bribe someone

      • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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        17 hours ago

        “Here’s the medal you were asking about!”

        “Ooh, pretty. May I look?”

        <grabs it from her hands>

        “Very nice. All the best people should have one of these.”

        “So… may I have my medal back now please?”

        “Your medal? This is my medal! I took it fair and square!”

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          15 hours ago

          You think she asked for him to give it back? She probably traded it for a promise to lead Venezuela. And we all know how Trump keeps his promises.

          • The_Decryptor@aussie.zone
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            12 hours ago

            She was pushing for Trump to have it since it was first announced she won it. It’s got nothing to do with her wanting to protect her country or whatever, she’s got a terminal case of Trump brainworms.

            • theneverfox@pawb.social
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              6 hours ago

              She has a terminal case of wanting to be the sellout who gets a cut when her country is economically colonized

  • ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    And he said “meh, my FIFA World Peace prize is shinier and classier. But I’ll still snatch this off you.”

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    18 hours ago

    Not very convincing of her character, this, but of course no character is worse than the embodiment of the antichrist.

    • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      More than half of the country voted for that antichrist, or sat it out and heralded his return to office anyway. People are fucking stupid.