• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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      6 hours ago

      Waiter: Would you all like to see the menu? Or would you care to meet the main dish of the day?

      Arthur: Meet?

      Trillian: What is it?

      Waiter: It’s an Ameglian Major Cow. I’ll bring him over.

      Zaphod: Ok, we’ll meet the meat. that’s cool. [a large Pig-like creature is wheeled in on a trolley]

      Dish of the Day: Bweeeh… [clears throat] Good evening, Madam and Gentlemen. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? [Arthur and Trillian go “Huh?”]

      Ford: Oh, well.

      Dish of the Day: Something off my shoulder, perhaps, brazed in a little White Wine sauce?

      Arthur: Your shoulder?

      Dish of the Day: Well, naturally mine, sir. Nobody else’s is mine to offer. [clears throat] The, uh, rump is very good, sir. I have been exercising and eating plenty of grain so there’s a lot of good meat there. [moos] Or a casserole of me, perhaps?

      Trillian: You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?

      Ford: Me, I don’t mean anything.