• Agent641@lemmy.world
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    All’s I know about sasquatch is that they are interdimensional all-terrain vehicles piloted by aliens and delivered by flying saucers that come to steal our water and cow rectums.

    But they are not, repeat, NOT demonic entities. It is in fact the Greys which aren’t aliens but hyperterrestrial demons in biomechanical exosuits.

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    16 hours ago

    My grandmother fully believed in sasquatch as a species, with subspecies in various environments. The ones where she grew up in the northeast were apparently larger, less hairy and more fat than the ones in the swamps where I grew up. To this day I still think she had just seen hunters, but she knew what she saw lol

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    14 hours ago

    While it’s called paint thinner, perhaps it’s also reality thinner, allowing you to peer beyond the veil to see other realities

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    16 hours ago

    Everyone knows the warnings on paint thinner is because the illuminati doesn’t want us to know how to open our fourth eye.

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      12 hours ago

      If you really want to try some, you could use d-limonene. It’s just orange oil (like you get when you squeeze an orange peel), is edible, and is basically a kerosene-like hydrocarbon. It’s used in hand soap and works for stripping paint, and you can run multi-fuel camp stoves off of it, too!

      Careful ingesting it though, as it isn’t always food grade due to extraction methods/additives. It causes kidney tumors in rats, but the mechanism is known and is not relevant to humans.