All’s I know about sasquatch is that they are interdimensional all-terrain vehicles piloted by aliens and delivered by flying saucers that come to steal our water and cow rectums.
But they are not, repeat, NOT demonic entities. It is in fact the Greys which aren’t aliens but hyperterrestrial demons in biomechanical exosuits.
Close! They’re interdimensional navy SEALs sent to retrieve EBEs from crash sites before humans can get their grubby hands on them, and bring them under Yettinsyn control.
But yeah most of the EBEs themselves are actually artificial biological drones controlled by a hivemind that are sent to steal our water, cow rectums, and most importantly our SLACK! But us followers of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs in The Church of the SubGenius know The Truth! See, “Bob” was working on a television of his own design in 1953 when it shocked the living ghee out of him, and he was contacted by that alien space monster JHVH-1 who informed him of the plan. That’s when “Bob” started The Church and set about stopping the hivemind, and he made contact with the X-ists (other aliens), who he sold earth to on the contingency they Rupture up all The Church members who have paid their dues into their PleasureSaucers and save us before the extinction event takes place.
Do people think you’re strange? Do you? Then you may be on the right track! Are you abnormal? Then you are probably BETTER than most people! YES, our kind shall triumph!
IF
- you are what they call “different”
- you think we’re entering a new Dark Ages
- you see the universe as a vast morbid sense of humor
- you are looking for an inherently bogus religion that will condone superior degeneracy and tell you that you’re “above” everyone else
- you can help them with a donation
Then write to “Bob” at P.O. Box 807 Glen Rose, TX 76043. Send $3 and ask for the pamphlet. Best deal in any religion, Eternal Salvation or TRIPLE your money back! You’ll pay to know what you really think.
My grandmother fully believed in sasquatch as a species, with subspecies in various environments. The ones where she grew up in the northeast were apparently larger, less hairy and more fat than the ones in the swamps where I grew up. To this day I still think she had just seen hunters, but she knew what she saw lol
While it’s called paint thinner, perhaps it’s also reality thinner, allowing you to peer beyond the veil to see other realities
Everyone knows the warnings on paint thinner is because the illuminati doesn’t want us to know how to open our fourth eye.
If you really want to try some, you could use d-limonene. It’s just orange oil (like you get when you squeeze an orange peel), is edible, and is basically a kerosene-like hydrocarbon. It’s used in hand soap and works for stripping paint, and you can run multi-fuel camp stoves off of it, too!
Careful ingesting it though, as it isn’t always food grade due to extraction methods/additives. It causes kidney tumors in rats, but the mechanism is known and is not relevant to humans.
That’s just what they want you to believe (it’s actually the fifth eye)!
The only way to see Sasquatch is by opening all five of your eyes (that we know of so far)
None of the eyes matter, you have to have the Glandscaping surgery in Dobbstown to open up your Third Nostril, but that is only possible if you’re born a yettinsyn hybrid already. Praise “Bob”!
Including the one in your… <ahem>, I mean “yes”.
That’s why i disable https
