To my knowledge (that is, a couple YouTube videos on the topic, this could be outdated/false information), there are some people who aren’t happy that the U.S. names itself after the continent of America (implying that they have a right to all of America, manifest destiny to the max). Whether that is true or not, naming stuff is always fun, so what is a good name that is representative of what the U.S. is?
My personal suggestions:
- The Liberty States
- since Argentina is the only country named after an element (silver), why not another? Perhaps the U.S. could be named after gold, after the Gold Rush which I think was a big thing? That or an element that can be red, white, and blue. Speaking of…
- The Republic of Red, White, and Blue
Please assume that stale carrot man isn’t in office and that the U.S. is currently being a reasonable and humane country that actually stands for democracy, liberty, and freedom.
North American Union.
Setup like the European Union with each state promoted to country status.
NeoneoAssyria
Its still the USA. Let’s just vote for a government that works for us and not try to murder us.
New Europa
Trumpire
Strong Badia. There’s probably lots of chocolate.
Klown Kar Kountry
I.C.E.land.
Perhaps the U.S. could be named after gold
The United States of Aumerica
amazing
I actually giggled :)
Trumpistan
Why not Columbia?
No, no Colombia (🇨🇴)!
The US can never be “a reasonable and humane country that actually stands for democracy, liberty, and freedom”, since it is an empire built with the blood of stolen people on stolen land.
Fair enough actually.
Eminem had it right. The Divided States of Embarrassment.
Country McCountryface
“The Country Between Canada and Mexico Formly Known as the United States of America.”
CBCMFKUSA for short.
All I see in that is
MTHRFKNUSA!







