A lot of them don’t wear radios. If they get separated they’re screwed.
If ICE agents started disappearing you’d get a lot fewer volunteers. Bovino’s outside in range of so many buildings pretty often. Would just take a dedicated few to send a message.
The worst part about it has to be the signing bonus scheme.
As I understand it, they get the sum right away, probably blow it all on lifting their trucks and stupid shit, and then they’re committed for 5 years. For every year they break contract early they owe 10k, so even if they have a change of heart, they’re stuck in hell.
I’m frankly shocked there aren’t more agents getting frostbite mixed with piss. Couldn’t think of a more appropriate fate than a pedo protection force agent losing their trigger finger to a piss balloon.
A lot of them don’t wear radios. If they get separated they’re screwed.
If ICE agents started disappearing you’d get a lot fewer volunteers. Bovino’s outside in range of so many buildings pretty often. Would just take a dedicated few to send a message.
Good luck
A lot of them sleep in campers on private property, must be a miserable life already.
The worst part about it has to be the signing bonus scheme.
As I understand it, they get the sum right away, probably blow it all on lifting their trucks and stupid shit, and then they’re committed for 5 years. For every year they break contract early they owe 10k, so even if they have a change of heart, they’re stuck in hell.
They’re never going to see that bonus.
Campers have small windows and malleable exteriors. It’d be a shame if someone boarded up the door and then something happened to the camper.
The gennys on those things could be faulty and fill the thing with CO.
Hoooking them up and dragging them to the middle of nowhere would be better though.
Grounds a bit frozen this time of year.
Minnesota is full of lakes. Cut an oversized ice fishing hole, and a lot of problems could sink away.
Fargo style (the tv show)
I’m frankly shocked there aren’t more agents getting frostbite mixed with piss. Couldn’t think of a more appropriate fate than a pedo protection force agent losing their trigger finger to a piss balloon.