For you MAGAs playing at home, let’s check the scoreboard:
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America First, no more foreign entanglements: That’s a No.
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Epstein Files: Still waiting for the good stuff.
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Lower prices on Day 1: It’s past Day 365, and prices are still rising, but it’s a Democrat Hoax.
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Deport Criminals: Includes children, veterans, innocent people, and even citizens.
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Make America Safer: Death Squads patrolling the streets and breaking out into spontaneous firing squads against innocent citizens.
So why are you still in? Is it the mind-boggling corruption? The Treason? The casual racism? The virtuosic incompetence? The manic middle of the night tweetstorms? The pants-shitting press conferences?
I’ll bet it’s the Pedophilia. The one thing MAGA can be counted on is to cover the crimes of pedophiles.
That’s why ALL MAGAs are Pedophiles.
so the part with deport i think would just flow better if you swapped citizens and veterans in the list.
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Wow they really love wasting time and money don’t they. Someone should look in to all this waste.
Bad Bunny: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” Republicana: “INVESTIGATE THIS DEGENERATE”
…??? 🤦♀️
sexually suggestive lyrics. puritan ethics for the masses. bangin children for the elite.
Yeah, he was the guy who kept singing about how he likes 'em underage, right?
… Wait, no? That was the other guy? Why isn’t Andy Ogles looking into that, instead?
(We all know why. Not only were those female dancers hot, they looked like they were having a great time, and Republicans can’t have that…)
This is who you voted for, assholes of Tennessee. A performer who did a performance consistent with what they’ve always done, and this dude is willing to weaponize the United States government to go after this fucking entertainer because they don’t like their content! You may not admit it, but that’s not okay, and it’s not “small government”…
How many babies do you think he’s eaten on Epstein’s island?
It’s a tactic to fill the pipeline with so much shit you can’t keep track of. This is just another turd flowing through it.
I’m pretty sure early Elvis was more sexually explicit than that show.
The halftime show artist is never my cup of tea and I’ll probably never listen to Bad Bunny again but I thought it was a great show. Lots of variation in the songs which were all quite fun, and he and Gaga had great chemistry.
Republicans are just fucking stupid.
It’s a good thing the Republicans aren’t actually trying to govern. They would never have time for this kind of ridiculous ideological theater if they had jobs.
If you had told the Continental Congress that their successors would eventually be investigating half-time shows they would have surrendered to King George.
Investigate what? Why it was cool?
This is just your typical Republican made up bullshit to make their base think something bad happened.
Nothing bad happened
I am an old fuddy duddy, and was completely unfamiliar with him, but I thought his music and performance were kickass. Fuck Republicans.
Not enough little girls dancing half naked. Bake him away, toys!
Sure, let’s investigate a televised performance. Meanwhile, my party is going to keep sticking its fingers in its ears and yelling, nah nah nah nah nah regarding the Epstein files.
They’ll protect sexually explicit content if it involves children. GOP => Guardians of Pedophiles
Rep. Andy Ogles (R, Tenn.) posted on X on Monday evening a letter addressed to the House Energy and Commerce Committee in which he called for an immediate inquiry into the National Football League and broadcaster NBCUniversal over their “prior knowledge, review, and approval” of what he alleged to be “a performance dominated by sexually explicit lyrical themes and suggestive choreography.”
Oh yeah. Based on the phrasing… This is projection.
Check this guy’s laptop.
I mean. They already had nipplegate. Was that investigated?
This same guy probably has no problem getting freaky with anyone.
Wasn’t this on the tame side, as far as halftime shows go?
Pretty much. Going to bet that maga nut had that whole complaint prepared days in advance for this.
women gyrating provocatively, and Bad Bunny shamelessly grabbing his crotch while dry-humping the air”
Oh no! Did Bad Bunny steal one of Michael Jackson’s signature moves? Did his dancers dance like Shakira or Jennifer Lopez? Has this guy ever seen a Superbowl halftime show?
It doesn’t matter. This is all just vice signaling. They just need to tell their base how much of a racist asshole they are. What actually happened, what they said, and what effect their actions could achieve aren’t the point.
I love all the people scrambling to come up with some reason other than racism that the halftime show was bad because literally everything else they’re criticizing also applies to every ither halftime show in the past 30 years
Plus that was wholesome AF for a halftime show. It preemptively hit on so many potential criticisms that racism or prudishness are about the only two reasons left to criticize it.
