US President Donald Trump says that the US military used a mysterious new weapons system dubbed the “Discombobulator” during the operation to capture then-Venezuelan president Nicholas Maduro in Caracas earlier this month, Trump tells the New York Post.
“The Discombobulator. I’m not allowed to talk about it,” Trump says.
According to Trump, the weapon “made [Venezuela’s] equipment not work,” suggesting that the system was used to disrupt the Venezuelan air defense and radar systems, allowing US forces to carry out the raid with near-impunity.
“They never got their rockets off. They had Russian and Chinese rockets, and they never got one off. We came in, they pressed buttons and nothing worked. They were all set for us,” Trump tells the US news outlet.
The US president’s comments came after being asked by the press about recent reports that the Biden administration purchased a pulsed energy weapon that is suspected to have been used in Caracas.
TTT
He rapes kids too
“It’s top secret. Let me tell you everything I remember from when somebody told me about it.”
I mean that’s probably not much
Wait
That just sounds like an electronic warfare device
It had effects on the people too.
If it had the effects on electronics he claims it did, then yeah, no doubt it did. Probably damaged nerves if I wagered a guess
GAU-8 discombobulates people
I’m guessing there were two devices. A more standard EW device for the radar system and the thing with the bleeding eyes was something similar to LRAD.
It’s a lot worse. Guards fell down bleeding from their eyes and noses following deployment of this very powerful weapon. It took everyone out immediately.
Are there any medical reports or witness testimonies? Perhaps a sound recording by someone in proximity?
Microwaves cause burns, but bleeding from the nose seems very unlikely. Sonic weapons can cause bleeding, but not sure about eyes. Explosions cause both.
But eventually, a wounded solider ends up in hospital, and journalists interview him - there should be such an interview somewhere.
They already ruined ‘doge’, we can’t let them ruin the ‘discombobulate’ meme too
I heard from another source they used graphite bombs “A graphite bomb, often called a “blackout bomb” or “soft bomb,” is a non-lethal, conventional weapon designed to disable electrical power grids without destroying the infrastructure or causing high casualties. It works by releasing a dense cloud of fine, chemically treated carbon filaments over electrical installations like transformers and power lines.”
I don’t believe he said that. I don’t believe he could pronounce that.
My bet:
Its the crowd control microwave weapon they were developing under Dubya and Obama.
My guess:
The kidnapping was arranged with some insiders in Venezuela. Why else would the US accept the vice president backed by the same powers that backed the president?
Trump wasn’t told this, instead they made up something stupid to explain why it worked so smoothly. Trump is incredible uninformed, remember when a reporter showed him the video of the first ice killing and he hadn’t seen it before despite arguing about it?Could also be a sonic weapon (LRAD). Effects of messing up equilibrium last longer than the (usual) microwave weapon
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A secret disco-weapon that stops everyone getting their rockets off but me? I wish I had had such a miracle weapon 25 years ago.
Too much coke?
Right. I should have written “getting their rockets up” for clearness.
Sound awfully similar to the gonculator from Hogan’s Heroes.
This whole fiasco also sounds awfully similar to the pilot episode of Mission Impossible. Except without the nukes.
Discombobulator covfefe! Kirgoodoo bambarbia!
is that the one he uses on himself when he ‘wakes up’ each day?
