Poor Lonnie. May he cry himself to sleep on his MyPillow tonight.

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    I’ve heard that if you spray them with a mix of vinegar and salt, that they’ll likely start rusting and even short circuiting not too long after.

    Both of these products can be purchased with SNAP/EBT food stamp benefits for anyone interested.

    Or so the rumor goes…

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      1 hour ago

      I like your moxxy but they’re covered in cameras. I’ll just continue flipping them off in traffic.

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        60 minutes ago

        Meh, there’s ways to disguise yourself, such as throwaway clothing and wash-off body paint.

        Or so I’ve been told…