I would want cremation. Cremation and a simple marker. I wouldn’t be buried at all at my marker, because I would actually want my ashes spread in two separate places. One is somewhere in my hometown and the other spot, probably around the recreational area of my middle school, where I had commonly found peace at.
My marker would have a Red Sox emblem, signifying fan for life to that team. The other symbol would probably be a resemblance of rebirth/reincarnation as a reflection of my beliefs, so presumably a phoenix would go there. Not entirely sure what exactly I’d want written on the marker. Debating on a personal quote or just say “Logged off for the last time” which references from all of the time I’ve spent being online.
Let me rot for three weeks, leave my body leaning on the door of someone i don’t like, then ring the bell and run.
no but for real ill be dead i dont care.
You know those human cannons they used to have at the circus? I want to be loaded into.one of those and shot into a hole in the ground some distance away. If they miss they can try again or just kinda roll me into the grave. I’m not sure this is entirely legal but those are my last wishes.
LMAO I used to joke about the same thing, but the cannon was pointed upwards at a random trajectory instead. For the luls. 😂
I would want to become fertilizer for trees or crops
I won’t care because I’ll be dead.
Death rituals are for the living, not the dead. Do whatever you need to do in order to get healthy closure.
Just mail me to the necrophiliacs, I might finally get some
Necrophilia. A victimless crime :)
Mostly don’t care, however I like the idea of the method that makes it so my corpse fertilizes the tree used as my marker. Beyond that, just toss me in a landfill.
Remove the bits I’ve promised to those that aren’t quite as fucked as me, yet.
The rest, don’t embalm. If post-mortem is required, no plastic left in me, that kind of thing. Wrapped in linen, dumped in a hole deep enough that the foxes won’t find it, and we’re done.
Repurpose any useful bits, Mythbuster the rest.
Cremation, then throw my ashes in the faces of people on a list that will be provided.
Fun thought, but you’d be asking people to commit felonies for you, to which you would never see the consequences.
I want to be scattered at Disneyland (note: I do not wish to be cremated).
Weekend at Bernie’s style around It’s a Small World?
i wonder if anyone has invented the meat chipper
Ever see the movie Fargo?
Most landscapers have one.
They don’t like that. Whoever scatters then might win a lifetime ban.
Not my problem.
In the wise words of Frank Reynolds
trashs are collected every 15days we I am, so in winter it’s okay, but in summer I’ll dump you somewhere else
Getting tossed in a hole with a tree planted on top so it can consume my remains.
based
This but mushrooms.
My dead naked body should be catapulted at Mar-a-Lago.
Don’t have to even be dead, I just want to be launched into the sun because that would be pretty rad.
Due to gravity and your point of origin being earth (which is moving suprisingly fast), its actually very difficult to actually hit the sun…
Oh it’d cost an absolute shitload of delta v, but that doesn’t make me want it less.
9/10 men can’t find the sun
