Maybe they’re not just mildly infuriated.

I’m just here to take notes. Carry on.

I’m not sure. My wife had a wind band concert this morning and one of their tunes is stuck in my head. I think it’s something by De Souza. Send help.

All music has to be is something nice to listen to.

An actual e-ink Kindle or a tablet pretending to be a Kindle?

Not the ones in the UK. They often just have a tiny window that opens at the top.

Are you my cousin?

In which case, bury your dad already, Gunther. It’s been 5 years.

People who work freelance and lose jobs when they miss a phone call.

Look, guys, he knows perfectly well climate change is a thing. He just wants other people to think it isn’t so his oil stocks keep going up.

I give them a fiver and ask them if they need anything else. Saying ‘they might buy something wrong’ is a slippery slope to ‘people shouldn’t get benefits because they might buy beer.’ And I have heard right wing politicians literally say the latter.

Giving money is much more beneficial than buying meals etc.

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Not having a desire to eat is unnatural.

Fasting is an eating disorder and it can fuck up your metabolism for years.

AI can do it - translator.

Example of Google lens fail:

‘Le’ works too.

My doctor has an Impfung-Eckle (vaccination corner) and a Laborbänkle (lab bench).

Southern Baden Württemberg: everything is followed by ‘li’.

Bailey Sarian takes the investigation bungled by police angle most of the time, but yeah, there is a lot of copaganda around.

Nope. But I do expect them to call out incompetence, misogyny, racism…

Giving birth.