I laughed at this joke, then looked over at my end table…
It’s funny because it is true. Only, I don’t constantly have three drinks with me because it is winter and during winter I forget what drinking is outside of meals - especially during the work week.
Also, during summer, my fun drink is my water because I drink from jars with metal straws and throw tenthousand ice cubes into the jar before filling it with water. It makes my brain tickle. At home my man wants me to drink out of a glass like a normal person, but he doesn’t understand that water in a normal glass is the dullest shit you can do to water. I need my jar with the cute berries on it and the metal straw (no ice cubes because it’s winter)!
Also my coffee tends to be dark chocolate.
But yeah, during meals I have water and whatever fun drink I am in the mood for.
I use pickle jars, regular glasses are far too small to hold sufficient amount of water
Nothing is better than finding that perfect drinking vessel. For me it’s a Tervis tumbler. Even when we have formal dinners like Christmas and Thanksgiving I’ll have my Philadelphia Eagles tumbler on the table along with the fancy stemware glasses.
Tell your man to go kick rocks and drink how you want to drink.
Looking at the water bottle, coffee mug, and Sprite can sitting on my desk right now.
Yeah, checks out.
I’ve been off coffee since covid and I’ve been just fine! I rarely have any problems with forgetting to finish a task that I
I had been off of coffee for around 2 years.
Few days ago, I had two mug fulls.
Over the course of 5 hours.
… I only got halfway through the second one, because I went into a literal flop sweat and was lightheaded, like, woozy, while also jittery.
… I am going back to not doing coffee.
I managed to give up fun and water. Just coffee now.
Laughs in just alcohol
When I was properly medicated I was able to kick caffeine completely and it was amazing to just drink water during the day with a soda as a treat. Much better than my non medicated ass needing 2 energy drinks just to get through the day, and still not accomplish anything worthwhile.
This but my fun drink is weed
vodka will do in a pinch though
I used to have all three at my desk, but now the water is flavored sometimes and pulling double duty.
Yep. I switched to flavored seltzer and now I barely drink regular water. Flavored seltzer fills two slots.
the three humors
Water is my fun drink
