• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    “Mr. President, sir, if we plan to bomb this new country, we’re going to need to 10x the Pentagon budget asap! Otherwise, we’ll run out of death machines.”

    “I can’t get that through Congress.”

    “How about 5x? 2x? 50%?”

    “I think we can add another $100B to the Pentagon’s budget for this holocaust.”

    turning to line of lobbyists behind him “Warm up the hot tub at Little Saint James, boys! The President just greenlit Lockhead’s next round of bonuses!”