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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.

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Pissing in the shower is better than pissing in the toilet in every single way.

Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world ·
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    Only if you’re at a 15 on the Bristol Stool Scale.

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      Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.

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      This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me

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        My bad. Too many medical shows lately.

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          Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭

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      Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.

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        Modern Fart is so pretentious.

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A “Showerthought” is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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  • Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
  • When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
  • More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else

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