My mother in law used the old English saying to explain an uptight / unfun person “they don’t even pee in the shower” in conversation. My mother was incredulous “WHAT? People pee in the shower?!” the other dozen people in the room were like “um, yeah, that’s normal” and she instantly thought we were all gross, and then switched to being extremely called out. That was a fun Christmas
I prefer not to get piss on my legs, but you do you!
Wide stance? Pop a squat? Immediately wash any spillage?
I guess if I didn’t have a dick aka piss gun I’d probably agree.
Truly a showerthought. Not a good one but it involves showering.
Pissing in the shower makes it smell like a urinal.
drink more water and it won’t. your pee should not have a strong smell unless you are dehydrated.
Some foods/drugs can make it stink no matter what. For example i can always tell when I’ve had caffeine as it has a distinct smell in my urine.
Asparagus would like to speak with you.
I eat asparagus like once a month. Do people eat it everyday or something?
It’s better to piss in the shower than to shower in the piss.
It’s better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit.
I don’t shower 4-6 times a day.
you piss 4 times a day? i can get away with only .5 times a day
Have you tried… Water?
𝙒𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧™ it’s what we drink™
Reminds me of:
yeah I drink at least 1 liter per day, my bladder is just that big, I once peed non stop for 5 minutes
Not enough. Depends on weight but at the very least two. I drink four.
Also depends on activity level.
Fascinating
Nobody said anything about taking a shower.
I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink
And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink
Then you have to run the shower or your drains will smell like a urinal.
That’s exactly why shower/sink pissers do it. The love the smell.
That’s why I ordered a bulk shipment of urinal cakes
Protip, they don’t taste like real cake
Or even about turning the water on.
When I was a kid, I perused a book called “*Are You Normal?*”
I’m not sure whether that’s it. My copy was blue.
Anyway, reading it, I was surprised to learn that 4-6 times a day is apparently not a normal amount of times to pee.
Normal is higher right? Please tell me it’s higher…
Yes. 6-8 times for an adult is normal.
I’d be curious about that. I’m definitely a 2-4 person, but I generally fill up the toilet when I go. Well, sort of, because of that whole siphoning level thing.
Your pelvic floor strength plays a role in the frequency.
Well damn, apparently not according to this book
I’m a 3-4 times a day.
Sorry, friend.
Why not
Shower’s still there though
That’s how you get a bathroom that smells like ammonia.
I mean if you don’t flush your toilet though that will happen too. Just climb in and aim for the drain, what’s the worst that can happen
Pooping in the shower is 1000x worse though.
you can shit in your hand and throw it in the toilet from the shower 👍
That’s a 2.5m throw for me, without my glasses. That’s some Olympic level feat.
My issue is my poop is often not in a throwable state
Ctrl-F “waffle stomp”
Ah, there it is…
Only if you’re at a 15 on the Bristol Stool Scale.
Wait… is the 6/7 the rabbit turds look, or the spray of brown tinted water? I never remember which type is high and which type low.
This was supposed to be an escape from work and you ruined that for me
My bad. Too many medical shows lately.
Why has the Bristol stool scale entered the medical show lexicon 😭
Yes, but when I had a 7 recently it was hard to aim. The whole shower looked like a Jackson Pollock.
Modern Fart is so pretentious.
You don’t have a shower scoop?
We’re a waffle-stomping household 'round these parts.
They come in a pack with a poop knife.
Just waffle stomp it, like nature intended.
Toilet is easier to flush. Unless I’m actually showering at the time, I’d much rather use the toilet than the shower.
Yeah I guess to clarify I mean when you are showering.
Yeah. Keeping the shower on when you piss on the toilet seems wastefull.
Of course it is, if you enjoy the scent of hot steamy piss.
I stay very hydrated so it doesn’t smell
Sink pissers RISE UP!
Rise up
Do whatever the hell you want at home, but
- I’m not visiting your house.
- I’m not eating anything you cook.
- I’m cutting off anyone from my personal life who does this beyond their own walls.
That’s why you don’t tell people IRL about it.
IT SAVES WATER /s
nobody puts their bare feet in the toilet. eww.
Some places collect grey water and use it for flushing toilets. Adding urine to the grey water makes it smelly.
What is “grey water”?
Any water that drains from sinks, showers, or tubs is grey water. Offices, schools, and government buildings here(Canada) do it to save water.
Greywater (or grey water, sullage, also spelled gray water in the United States) refers to domestic wastewater generated in households or office buildings from streams without fecal contamination, i.e., all streams except for the wastewater from toilets. Sources of greywater include sinks, showers, baths, washing machines or dishwashers.
It’s called a p trap for a reason
Plumbers knew what was up
The piss vapor hitting me in the face is really not magnificent.
Are you pissing into a fan?
No but into the draining warm water in the tub creating a piss vapor. You’re telling me you don’t know what I’m talking about?
Oh man, I’ve pissed in the shower most days for years and have never once taken piss vapor to the face. What am I doing wrong?
I sometimes piss in a jug in the back of the work van. When its cold out it gets pretty steamy and stinky.
Not enough helicopter.
Missing neon yellow for “took a multivitamin”
I don’t see “vapor” on that chart.
I have no idea what you are talking about. And brother, I have been pissing my entire life.
I think you might have bad kidneys
Nah, I’ve got bad kidneys, and I manage not to piss in my own face 🤷🏼♂️
Maybe they just like asparagus.
How can you tell that this is even happening? There isn’t a visible yellow mist. There isn’t a smell.
I’m imagining this sizzling noise when the piss and water mix, and a pale yellow fog collecting around his ankles like he threw some dry ice in the water
lmfao I’m over here on the shitter just trying to pass the time and I’m now almost crying
If you’ve ever pissed on a campfire after eating asparagus, no piss related vapors will ever faze you again.
Ask me how I know.
Roasting fresh asparagus over a wood fire? Nice.
Add butter, garlic, rosemary, and coarse ground salt.
Drink more water bruh.
3/4 to 1 and 1/2 canteens per hour per day is the recommendation for soldiers working in inclement weather, and even piss that clear wouldn’t get me pissing in the shower.
And what’s that in non freedom units?
Nothing hits quite the same as your pee running down your leg while you’re trying to get clean
