Look at this picture.
To the left we have a man that looks like he’s looking forward to chocolate pudding night at the home, and to the right we have an incredibly sleazy looking man who actually doesn’t look nearly as sleazy as he actually is.
Somehow people still wonder why voter turnout in Texas is so incredibly low.
He looks like the lovechild of a used-car salesman and a snake oil vendor, that worked his first job at a mega church collecting money from the elderly
He’s gonna endorse Paxton. Bet one coffee
If only it were real knife fight
Nobody wins a knife fight
Unless these two have a knife fight, then we can all win.
Isn’t it hard to fight on your knees?
Come on lazy eye, i wanna see your cheating ass debate a squeeky clean Christian who can use the bible against you.
Let’s make this literal.
Like a contest to determine who gets to marry Texas’s 14 year old daughters.
