Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.message-squaremessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down110
arrow-up1167arrow-down1message-squareWhoever invented the phrase, "I slept like a baby," never had kids.Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 hours agoI farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited?
I farted myself awake because it stank like an outhouse gave birth to a sewage company and the whole damn honeydipper family was invited?