A Frenchman has been given a three-month suspended prison sentence after he was caught red-handed and no doubt red-faced by his wife as he sexually assaulted one of his chickens.

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    7 months ago

    When we eat the billionaires, the militant vegans like you will be liquidised for salad dressing, and the chill vegans will be the ones pushing you into a blender with a stick while pouring in the balsamic

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      7 months ago

      Your fantasies of violence and sex with animals are quite concerning, maybe you want to see an expert on that.

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        7 months ago

        I know you’re trying to do the “condescending Reddit teenager” thing but honestly you’re really bad at that too.

        Frankly I’m surprised you can still type after all this with your poor diet; you must be exhausted, poor thing

        Can you get your mum to make some veggie tenders or something? Or is she sick of your morally superior attitude to everything too?