Alabama Republican U.S. Sen. Tommy Tuberville had a stark warning for the approximately 100 Utah GOP delegates who crowded into a Bluffdale warehouse to hear him speak on Friday afternoon: Malevolent supernatural forces are working to undermine America.
Are these satanic cultists in the room with us now?
I uh… Play D&D, so yes I guess?
I play MTG so I’m technically a sorcerer?
I’m a dungeon master so I’m technically God.
Definitely yes here’s my Satanic Temple membership card.
Third Pale of Hell, second door to your right, please roll for initiative.