There’s a whole bunch of shows I may or may not have illegally downloaded, which then were cancelled due to lack of interest or something. If I could’ve made a direct donation to influence that, I’d have happily contributed like 100€ for the shows to continue.

I get why you deleted the reply. I’m equally confused.

It’s not funny anymore because it’s true.

Our adaptability is off the charts though. Like cockroach levels of crazy. Like crazier, probably, as a species, but just not as individuals.

It’s just gonna be a really fucking bad time for the guys in the post-apocalyptic hellscape. I don’t think it’s gonna satisfy anyone’s Fallout fantasies tbh.

Yes, I am also human, thus my humour.

Leafy greens have cyanide and are green, so cyanide is greenn. Duh.

What are you, a stupid progressive?

Next thing you’ll be telling me the Earth is round lol

#/s

(and the “/s” is necessary)

“Fossil fuels come from the Earth, so they’re green”

Every fucking day since 2016 it get’s harder and harder to come up with any remotely believable satire. There’s just no way of joking about reality, because that would require actually subverting expectations or exceeding norms to absurd levels, and that’s actually happening constantly in real life, making it not-fun

Seconded

Thanks ChatGPT

“Look guys, gender stereotypes”

“Am I the only one with anxiety in this burning world”

You get two guesses.

Lol.

Shows how little you know.

In the military, shit isn’t up for debate. You do as you’re told. It is very much black and white.

(Well, from some exceptions we don’t need to get to because you’d never reach the level where one has to utilise their own brain.)

edit this excludes warcrimes obviously. ALL soldiers EVERYWHERE are mandated to refuse orders that would lead to warcrimes. (how they’re taught what are warcrimes is a different matter entirely)

When you’re a soldier you don’t really have agency over the morality of what you do, aside from being technically allowed to protest against committing war crimes.

So no.

You just generally hope the government of the military you’re serving is makes the moral call.

What you’re thinking of is a violent psychotic vigilante.

I can somewhat move my eyes independently. I credit this skill to us having had magic eyes books as a kid and I just learned to control eye muscles willingly.

Samesies

I myself eat venison, moose and reindeer. Sometimes horse when it’s off-season for hunting, but that’s kinda janky as it’s not really game, but the incentives for “farming” horses don’t really exist so…

Anyway, my local butcher’s has some frozen 'roo. I’ve had some on a pizza when drunk once, but don’t really recall it that well for my BAC was kinda high. I do remember feeling a tad absurd eating a pizza with kangaroo on it while a guy rode past on a unicycle. I’m not imagining that, although I may have also been high at the time.

Anyway, my point is how’d you compare 'roo to beef in texture and taste?

I hated lamb for instance (and generally don’t buy it because the morality is horrible, just had a chance to taste and didn’t like). Venison, moose, reindeer, horse, all awesome. Reindeer most gamy, moose second, then venison and horse on a pretty similar level. All really lean usually.

This post made me want to read it, gonna look into a copy I guess.

Her:

robbers skedaddle

Wait this place is really named “Alligator Alcatraz”? That’s not a “funny” quirky name the media came up with?