I don’t know about the “becomes commonplace” part, but mangled idioms are generally called “malapropisms”.
I’m pretty sure he thinks that because he went back and deleted all his messages that there’s no way to tie him to them now.
There’s always money in the banana crate.
Not with that attitude, you can’t.
They obviously each eat one egg per year of age.
No they didn’t. Go read the Budapest Memorandum. It’s short.
I didn’t even know he existed until the last year or two.
To me the most shocking thing about this is how old Will Ferrell looks.
If you’re still having a problem after that try clearing google.com and youtube.com cookies.
Yeah. YOU manufactured it. Dumbass.
I just sit around in my bathrobe until I’m dry enough to put on clothes.
Where’s the “check Caps Lock key” step?
You’re right, that’s a good dumb internet joke. I’m just being needlessly pedantic today.
Are you confusing the Habsburg Dynasty with the Hindenburg?
Yeah, we don’t like you doing it either.
And it’s still here in the 2020s.
I usually get an Otterbox case for my phones which come with a belt clip.
As are most blue states.
Scroll lock. To protect your scrolls.