Hmm. Where have I seen that name before. Oh yeah, all over the hush money case. Crooked lawyer for Trump gets job as crooked lawyer for Trump.

Mama didn’t love him, now he’s a grumpy old man with grievances.

He would log good in a hood, doncha think?

Then why do they get all bent when WE film them?

Today I learned I’m unintentionally preparing for the Internet apocalypse.

Trump flips the board, pieces go everywhere and exclaims, “I win! I’m the best at Checkers!”

What a giant ass. He has nothing to offer at all. Just a fraud.

And the gargling too

So the numbers are actually quite a bit lower. All news agencies fluff their numbers, until tax time.