I like to think that anyone who says they don’t like musicals just hasn’t seen a good one yet

I think a “landgull” would just be a pigeon

He’s still mad that Schwarzenegger took over The Celebrity Apprentice

I have never seen anyone put a space before a question mark! I’m curious to find out now too lol

If my forehead doesn’t sweat then it’s not spicy enough lol

What was so important?

That’s exactly how I order it!

I get the hottest Indian food I can when I go out lol I’ve gotten so used to it that even the hottest stuff they have doesn’t seem that spicy to me anymore! I’ve started making my own dishes at home now with habaneros and I love it! I just made a post in another community with my new batch of pickled habaneros that I’ve been putting on everything lol

I don’t get it. Hot sauce just makes things more delicious

It sounds like the employees are the bottom level of some kind of scam. A company that has so little faith in itself that it forces their employees to act as customers is either on the verge of ruin or just completely unethical. They’re definitely getting some kind of kick backs from this.

I’m sure they have found some kind of shitty technical loophole that makes it legal somehow, but you might still report it anonymously to the employment commission since it is 100% unethical and a serious conflict of interests.

Either way if possible find somewhere else to work as soon as you can. Once these people have bilked you out of as much of your paycheck as they can they will decide your no longer a valuable company asset

She just wants what’s best for you

That sounds more like a personal problem than an issue with the time honored Tooth Fairy method lol I never felt the need to rip out my own teeth as a child

On Reddit amongst the rest of the ads and spam

What are you talking about all my pants have giant pockets that the whole phone fits in with room to spare

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People in power are actively dreaming up new unspeakable horrors to release upon the American public as we speak.

I’m sure there’s plenty more trauma to come

It’s impossible to say since no one has actually lived through the 2020s. It’s 2025 dude, we’re all right in the middle of the 2020s.

Parts of you probably will 👍

Everyone I’ve talked to who owned one has complained that the screen either gets a line in it where the fold is or delaminates.

I think it’s a fad that will probably die off soon

There are some aspects of life that make me wish I was born at a different time than I was, and other things I like now that I wouldn’t want to do without. I don’t think it’s as black and white if an issue as this makes it seem.