Congrats to Barack Obama for gaining another vote

Who tf was subscribed to that rag and was somehow not aware it was Bezos’ propaganda factory? Or were they aware of it and just now decided to draw the line?

Good luck taking care of a wolf

Bezos reportedly killed

the Washinton Post’s…

I was going to joke and say they’ll have to just stay at home, but those homes are likely illegal settlements

They could still just download the official drivers straight from the NVIDIA website with a VPN. Or from a mirror without one.

Did NVIDIA stop selling videocards in Russia? The article doesn’t mention it.

Didn’t they already do that at least once?

About 2.

Yeah why stop a great American tradition

I think the answer is pretty obvious

Amateur hour shit. Ask the other billionaires the correct way of buying elections if any of them still want to hang out with you at Epstein’s

Call me crazy, but I don’t think we should be funding domestic violence. In fact, we need less of it

“Look, I was just upset that day because my girlfriend’s parents grounded her”

Bulky pager is a fun way to spin terrorism. Let me try.

How Al Qaeda’s surprise itinerary shocked New Yorkers

I believe the French decided every king is the wrong French king.

No one believed that then either

That’s fair. I think the example doesn’t fully fix it though. I’ll come up with something that might even be considered funny (by someone, I’m sure) eventually

it still plays into the idea that if you’re Jewish you support/should support Israel.

Even if my intent is that I’m explicitly mocking that idea for being bullshit?