You’re not missing much. I saw it around the time it came out and will not watch it again. There are just too many things that are a better use of my time, like shampooing the family dog or taking a nap.

I lick it clean every morning. Isn’t that what everyone does?

You’ll end up in Gator-rehab!

That’s not a norm I’ve ever heard. More often than not, there is forgiveness because of the emotional attachment. Things work for a while, then it happens again. This keeps happening and deteriorating the trust until finally the relationship has mutated into an unrecognizable shadow of it’s former beauty.

Many people have experienced this, thus the given advice. I’ve learned that providing that kind of advice can damage the relationship with your friend (because of said emotional attachment), so I don’t bother. It’s something people have to learn on their own.

I think trolleys are fantastic modes of transportation.

Truth is a left-wing conspiracy! Facts are trash only used by Democrats!

And when it comes to not knowing what the fuck you’re doing, he is highly qualified to speak on the subject.

This is why I haven’t gone to the movies in many years. Add in the people who just can’t keep off their phones for 2 whole hours (or put them on silent) and that convinced me to invest in higher quality home entertainment.

He’s such an ideal Bond villain. Unfortunately there was never a Bond film featuring the villain being a president because no one could imagine something so outlandishly heinous. Speaks to the quality of this timeline.

Might make for a good horror movie. They keep her alive for further impregnation, creating a family town. At the end they find out that the great mother is some lady in a bed.

At the end they can say “based on a true story.”

Who’s going to start the YouTube channel for it called “Kennit?” where you see just what you can use it to do? First episode should be as an oar.

I’d say “these jokes write themselves” but, well, Microsoft even took that away… It’s a comedy bluescreen.

You know why the 2008 financial crisis happened? Banks sold assets under the assumption that their credit rating was intact.

Sure, I would afford Airbus every benefit of a doubt, but sorry, Boeing is building a track record which none of us should ignore. My speculation is warranted.

Boeing’s gonna Boeing

It’s funny how all of those voices that talked about jack booted thugs breaking down doors and then needing their 2nd amendment rights to protect themselves are so quiet now. I guess racism trumps all that.

Because fuck that place, that’s why

So now just go donate half to the ultra corrupt Cheeto and get you a pardon. That’s how the “law” is working now, right?

I double dog dare you!

There i$ no way Democratic politician$ would ever $uccumb to Elon’$ lure$.

Another high quality hire for a high quality administration.