We’ll ultimately be rescued by an invading foreign army: Canada, Mexico or China.

I say “Lead on McDuff” all the time

Being able to share stories like this, is the good thing about the Internet.

I want it that way. 19 years ago. Probably the first YouTube I ever watched.

https://youtu.be/N2rZxCrb7iU

How much does it cost to keep a lawyer on retainer?

Frozen onions?

Honestly, rich people are pretty shitty themselves.

What is the strongest chicken you can get in North Korea? What country does it come from?

Proof that they are North Korean!

Why switching?

Google now reserves the right to “be evil”.

Same with the defeat of apartheid in South Africa. They let the monsters live and now fascism is being rebuilt in America.

Open the pod bay doors HAL.

I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.