I say dumb shit.
Naww look at the little lid trying to flip that bottle over, so cute.
Or a twitch streamer who designed his look off of the weird pedo dude down at the Batting cages.
If you out the CD in the microwave for 15 seconds you can shrink it down to the size of a SD card, the SD card slot will read it.
When I was a kid we used to call.one of my uncles exs ICQ, because she laughed exactly like the icq lol sound.
She must have thought we loved her, we were always trying to make her laugh just to hear it.
But also, people wondered why our generation loved taking drugs and being weird fucks…
If you’re a athletic type person, then could call you " Jerry Active"
The Bags that spare buttons come in, or how I used to get all my drugs.
Ps3 is starting to be referenced as retro now…
I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.
Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!
That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world is cool AF and fun to make silly comedy bits with in the comment sections.
The Mafia: You heard em boys!
Making sure your fruit and veg is washed, half the time we’ve dropped it on the dirty floor and just do a quick dust off.
If you’re not fully washing your fresh produce when you get home, do it from now on, people are fucking disgusting and will sneeze in their hands meer seconds before picking up, handling and then putting back the stuff on the shelf, contaminating the rest.
I know thats you Sean, trying to get out of interviewing crappy celebs?
You know you’re a shit parent, when Gul Dukat is a better parent than you… Worf…
Season 13 was cool, the writing team all did acid together before writing the season, some really introspective episodes.
Wait you’re not made of genocide money?
Ohhh, shit, hmmm, I got a few things I gotta send back then.
Why didn’t you use the blood drainer 5000? We had like 10 of them!
Yeah, but it was a lot of fun, remember when we made them reenact the entirety of the Abyss in Klingon?