I brought a used weed pipe, a used grinder, and a baggie of psilocybin powder through TSA by mistake.

Good times.

I heard a story in this vein that made my skin crawl. I won’t assume so this will over explain, but I’ll be brief:

Popular stream trope is to go to drunk areas and interview attractive people while they’re drunk

Some dude interviews drunk girls about sex stuff.

Girl says “you gotta give it that hauk tua” implying you gotta spit on cock for a good blowjob/get sloppy/etc.

She gets bizarre instant fame. If you search “hauk tua” you will find her and her new …career? Anyways

She’s now “influencer” overnight. Is on tons of podcasts.

Some podcast asked “you into older guys?” She said “oh yeah” podcaster proceeds to ask her if she’d give Donald Trump the old “Hauk Tua”, asking her if she’d suck DJTs cock.

Hard pass. No thanks.

Now, she’s getting dragged through the mud. People have said that her response was “disrespectful to the former president.”

Like… What the actual fuck.

So much about the story is bizarre, but… Disrespectful to the former president to not suck his dick.

Monica Lewinsky must be pissed.

Because the TSA Is theatre.

Hey, corporations are people, too.

Listen folks, 9/11 was 👐 terrible, okay? It was terrible… But the woke dems, 🤷‍♂️, they spin it like it was all about the US and the Saudis, 🙄 something to do with oil, who knows? You wanna hear the real story? 🤨

There were some good folks 👐 on both sides 👐, believe me. Maybe we were just too free for them, I don’t know 🤷‍♂️

And these woke politicians, they certainly didn’t help, that’s for sure 😏

Honestly, people 👐, there was a lot of good on both sides that nobody talks about.

👁️👄👁️

Jfc this country is falling apart

DESTROYS!

The day Brazil is less corrupt than the US…

Was Bolsonaro conducting official business? 🧐

Escapism.

Joe could fall asleep… It would play to his advantage.

Dark Brandon Activate!

It’s great when you can see a clear path to someone’s dumb actions backfiring.

As Carlin also aptly put it: They want live babies so they can grow up to be dead soldiers.

Hanged*

Yeah, the monster energy drinking bros don’t realize that if they’re not wealthy, their kids will be on the front lines.

Only once their kids are sent home in coffins en masse will these tides turn, if we go that route.

This is why the punishment for treason is hanging.

Takes the wind out of your sails a bit to see the leader of your violent ideology’s legs dangle and flail.

I really hope we call it what it is this time around.

We got some pretty grave consequences on the books for treason, and I think they might be just about the only thing that can start to put this fire out.

By all means, let’s just sit around and wait?

I really hope an attempt to overthrow our government is met with the terrifying force of our military. This shits been outta hand for too long.

Suddenly nobody remembers anything.

Where are you?

My dad is retired and volunteers at a food bank. They had to cut the number of bags of groceries during the pandemic but it’s since bounced back.

I’m 100% sure this is regional though, so it obvs doesn’t represent your area. Where are you at, roughly?