The purpose of stand up is to not listen to anything and say a sentence that no one listens to. It’s like a Buddhist meditation.
The purpose of stand up is to not listen to anything and say a sentence that no one listens to. It’s like a Buddhist meditation.
Against blatant racism.
Stephen Sondheim in shambles.
all programming is abstractions of hello world change my mind
and the people who know exactly how to waste time in an office.
I once had a teacher take us all down the pub
Another who decided the lesson would be best spent in the woods and we didn’t get any work done
Another you could distract by getting him talking about the Simpsons and barely do any work
My history teacher used to make us role play as Romans and wear togas
Like these things happen all the time
before tiktok we had to rely on our friends sketchy older brother to tell us new ways to get high.
Same as it ever was.
why do we hate the us government
uhhhh where do you wanna start. I mean pick a year between 1776 and now. Pick a month, probably.
they said that about suffrage and women’s suffrage too.
I feel like I’m starting to see way more sympathetic comments than I did a year ago.
Self-proclaimed MRA, actually just a pick up artist red pill buffoon who lived in his mothers basement and frequently complained feminists made him wipe his ass after shitting unlike nature intended.
Not joking.
not at home but I believe there’s a few that run in docker.
the best answer I can find is that the Olympic committee protested that it would affect whether the Olympics would accept attendance in that city if they allowed it, maybe someone can do a deeper dive.
Of why it’s coming back - a) Trump repopularized execution, b) Pfizer caved to public pressure to stop producing lethal injection drugs and c) electric chairs aren’t humane and suffer the same issue as firing squad that executioners suffer PTSD, it’s not very humane - being painful, long and often taking multiple attempts until the victim has a heart attack, which they of course experience and then die.
It seems like the answer I can get is that nobody really likes killing people, those that do suffer PTSD, and the messier the method the more unpopular it is.
Probably, with a bit of reflection, many people don’t actually like the death penalty when it comes to being present at it.
Due to blood being produced I believe that’s disqualified. Otherwise a .22 caliber bullet followed instantly by a .22 hollow point to both the brain and the heart simultaneously would be the fastest and most humane experience for the victim.
However, very few people want to build and operate such a contraption.
let me say it real slow
gaaaaay
frooooogs
The war on drugs is a euphemism. Ending It doesn’t mean stop drug legislation, it means stop putting parents in jail for 10 years and putting their kids in care because they smoked weed and the kid accidentally told a cop when the cop visited their school and told them if they didn’t rat out their parents something worse would happen.
People wanting to kill themselves probably take care to do it.
Anesthesiologists won’t do it. That’s why they had so much trouble executing the guy in the first place: its not a doctor doing it, just a prison guard.
getting a note from your doctor requires time off, and costs money from the doctor and potentially lack of pay.
I started a new job 40 days ago, I can’t have any time off for another 50 days.
“Luckily” I can attend a dentist appointment by working late that day
Automated a copywriting gig on an extremely locked down terminal entirely in Excel VBA.
It would open my email, download the list of tasks, open a browser, extract the official product copy, RegEx it into bullets, I would add a few verbs and conjunctions, hit a button it would upload it to the CMS. Turned an 8 hour day into 30 mins.
I’m not actually a programmer (/engineer) I’m just a hobbyist. I work in supply chain, have worked at 4 companies in 8 years - all had stand ups, all of them are like this.