I swear I looked like a bum when I grabbed a slice of pizza with my hands because everyone was using a knife and fork, one of my worst moments
Rich people don’t like it when you believe in socialism or progressive tax rates.
Don’t be embarrassed or insecure. They probably envy you, getting to dig in with your hands.
Don’t worry about it. Anyone that eats pizza with a knife and fork is a fucking idiot.
not care about their opinion
What should I NOT do in front of rich people?
Diminish yourself or your self worth
Don’t envy them. They can’t even hold pizza
If you see people eating pizza with a fork you mock them. I didn’t care if its your best friend, mother, or the goddamn Pope. Although the current Pope is from Chicago so he knows better than to eat pizza with a fork like some kind of filthy degenerate.
Although the current Pope is from Chicago so he knows better than to eat pizza with a fork like some kind of filthy degenerate.
They have that knife & fork deep dish out there, don’t they?
What should I NOT do in front of rich people?
Care what out of touch rich fucks think.
I was in the Denver Art Museum riding the elevator down and shared the car with a guy who looked like he made $200k a year and his bitchy wife. She gave me the stinkeye while glaring at me while I chatted with her husband. I just squared up and gave her mid handbag and shoes a quick once over before shaking my head.
Shit, my boots cost more than her handbag and my watch probably costs as much as her shoes. Who cares if I’m in hiking boots and some old Polo long sleeve.
Bitch, art is for everyone. I know I’m working class but at least I buy shit that will last and is actually useful.
So I definitely recommend you do stuff like that.
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Honestly, just take a moment to feel whatever embarassment you feel about this event and accept that it happened. You can’t do anything about it now, except learn from it.
I would say, in general, when you are in unfamiliar company you should just keep an eye on whatever everyone else is doing and follow their lead.
Care about their opinions of your personal habits.
you should probably not hock-up a nice big loogie, then swish it around your mouth for a minute like you’re at a fine wine tasting event, then swallow it in one big, noisy GULP.
Knife and fork for pizza?! Did they not wash their hands or something? That sounds like something only the insane would do
I do it when possible, so I don’t get my hands dirty.
But I know I’m the werid one.IMO, it depends on how bendy the pizza is, how big the crust (i.e. handle) is and wether it’s a sit-down restaurant or not. I’ve had some pizzas that tasted great, but would have been really messy to eat with my hands.
You gotta fold the big floppy ones in half, silly.
Really that’s how we eat it .
pizza is usually a finger food, unless it’s something like a chicago deep dish.
If they’re crazy, it’s even worse if they’re family members.
The decorative nooses the men have around their necks are not for pulling. Usually.
Play your cards right and one of them might pay you to pull on it.
One of the ballinest moves I ever saw was the hired band at the high-end corporate executive event where I was the cocktail waitress playing “Sixteen Tons”. And not just playing it, singing it.
I don’t think rich people would bat and I at that unless it was targeted at them specifically.
The international though, I think, might get you removed from the stage.
