Not in my house
Not in a flat
Don’t make me grouse
I do not want that!

Impressive, I was sure she was going to hit her head on the ceiling!

I’m American and I knew what it was, so it’s a thing here too.

Aw silly puddy tat

Always makes me misty

Seconding this! I’m in perimenopause and started HRT this summer. It’s made a pretty big difference so far!

Cook food that he doesn’t like

“Susie”

Most likely named after Siouxie Sioux.

The arriving beauty queen

I never understood this - I think giving people a tour of your house is such a weird thing to do.

Birch beer, followed by Dr. Pepper and the cranberry ginger ale.

I’d assume I were trapped in a warp bubble.

Yikes, I’d be pissed too!

Have you ever smoked? Because I assure you you’re wrong about this.

If you can tolerate the birth control pill, take it continuously, skipping the placebo pills. I did this for years (at my doctor’s direction) and never had to have a period. It was awesome. Unfortunately I had to go off the pill to start HRT for perimenopause and now aunt flo is back >:(

It was 2000 and I was working as a stablehand: mucking out horse stalls, feeding, watering, turning out horses into the paddocks, tacking/untacking/grooming lesson horses from 7 AM to 4 PM six days a week for 5 bucks an hour under the table. January & February were the worst because the water buckets in each stall would freeze solid overnight and I had to bash the ice out of every single one in the morning (the barn didn’t have hot running water to melt it with).

Then I got burnt out and got a job at a video store.

I’m not saying this is the entire problem, but we need universal vote-by-mail and/or to make election day a federal holiday. Low-income folks have the least leeway to miss work to vote, and from what I understand many poorer areas are underserved in terms of polling locations.

Cheapo solution for a non-gas stove,: couldn’t you plug it into a heavy-duty timer?

Many parallel reddit-like services which can interact with each others’ content if they choose to allow it.

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