At this level it doesn’t even have to be a bribe. I’m sure the judge is aware of stochastic terrorism. They may just want to continue living and be genuinely afraid of what sort of mob twitter could reign down on them.

Surely Merrick Garland will take care of this as soon as the Democrats win in 2028 and restore him!

I’d expect Ds to go along with legislation to strip that power from the executive branch, but getting his own party to undermine president loaded diaper is going to be impossible.

Cut to

How could the Democrats let this happen?

The Repedocan party strikes again.

Sounds like the Maginot Line but with more drones.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

I did it and it never occurred to me to even ask what other people thought about it. It was a benefit available to me, so I took advantage of it. If your coworkers said that real men don’t care about their teeth, would it stop you from going to the dentist? Coworkers come and go but family is for life.

Every time I see the words Secretary of State Marco Rubio I almost do a spit take.

Mine was in the Athens/Acropolis area.

I bet they have terrible WiFi.

Haha. I agree with Doug Ford. That’s some shit I never thought I’d think.

That whole geography thing only works if we remain united. That’s no longer a given in my book.

Thought he was a cerebus for a second.