Police said 34 new Tesla Cybertrucks were damaged. The owner parked the exotic cars in a parking lot in Fort Lauderdale.
In an apparent vendetta against Elon Musk, a vandal, or vandals spray-painted an expletive and his name — “F— Elon” — on the ostentatious electric trucks starting at over $80,000 each.
“It was just one row and then it was a second row, and then a third row and a fourth row,” Adam Docktor, who works nearby, said.
Made your daddy proud… Proud…
Dylan Maxwell did it.
I’m lost. Why is the word Fuck sensorer both on image and text? What’s going on? With the sensoring there’s no way to know what’s true and not. Maybe they wrote love Elon. No one knows.
Yeah, but “Elon” is just right out there for the world to see its shame and be disgusted. Won’t somebody think of the children?
It’s censeless.
Here you go
honestly, that has a lot of style. Kid should use acid next time
This model is also vulnerable to water types.
Definitely an upgrade, it softens the metal brick look.
Apart from the painting, it’s interesting that Tesla needs to rent space to store Cybertrucks! Maybe it’s not selling so hot?
Pretty normal for manufacturers dealers to rent unused lots if they don’t have enough space to store inventory. And Telsa doesn’t have dealerships with attached lots. They just have little showroom stores, and they need hubs to park inventory.
There is a no sale order as they fix the pedal and wipers. Voluntarily.
Wow so nice of them to not sell their class action bait in accordance with legal requirements.
Voluntarily.
To be fair, that’s actually more than I expected from Elon. Maybe the lawyers showed him a brightly colored graph illustrating the liability going up alongside sales.
I think they have a delivery hold on it right now for some issue they have to fix, again!
Nice custom paint job
I’m not a forensic handwriting analyst, but I kind think same person wrote the message on all of the trucks.
I ignored the colon the first run through and I was trying to understand if the police hnd a vandals unit that went around fucking shit up. It kinda seems plausible. Then I reread it and noticed the colon.
Vandal or street artist?
Some say vandalized, others say upgraded.
I say insurance fraud. They were never leaving the lot.
They just put what the driver of the cybertruck thinks about doing 24/7
Yeah they were just trying to help tesla by demonstrating the concept of painting vehicles since tesla doesn’t seem to understand it very well
Tbh the custom paint jobs I’ve seen on them usually look pretty good.
Maybe they should consider the value of painting the things by default
The reason they stopped at 34 cybertrucks is because vandalizing any more would make it a federal crime. You can read up on this by googling “cybertruck rule 34”
And here I was thinking it was one truck per felony for PG’s big strong political daddy.
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I had thought it was because only 34 cybertrucks existed in Florida
I got curious and tried it. What does this mean?
Well when two cybertrucks love each other very much…
Etching fluid would be a better choice, take .002-.003” off over the course of a night and no one would know until the sun hit it just right.
Might need a battery if you want to speed things up, but I think it’d work for a quick tag too.
C’mon, just enhancing the rust-punk feel,
Wow! Find out more by Googling “Elon Musk Florida Rule 34”!
Parking that much merchandise in one spot - might I suggest hiring a security guard or two? Maybe at least a fence and gate?
Fuck, now I have to say fuck ten time to balance out the five censored fucks in this fucking post. Fuck this fucking noise, you’re allowed to say fuck on the fucking internet for fuck’s sake. Fuck.
Thankfully electrek.co has the uncensored version.