These people are just fucking awful, top to bottom.
Is there top and bottom with couches? I’m confused.
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Is there anything this man hasn’t fucked???
I have a turtle that I know has never been near JDs penis, but I’ve got him locked up since I think Vance might know this and is coming for him.
Kristi Noem approves
Kristi Noem, RFK Jr, and the article mentioned Dr. Oz as well. What is with dog scandals in politics lately?
Don’t forget the dog in a crate strapped to Mitt Romney’s car roof a few years ago.
Even under the best of circumstances, the monkeys used in AmplifyBio’s research have short, dismal lives. This is evidenced in a study published in June in the journal PLOS Pathogens, conducted at AmplifyBio on 25 macaques. The experiment required drilling holes in the monkeys’ skulls to deliver vaccine injections directly into their brains. After a month of observation, the study records, the animals were “humanely terminated,” and their brains harvested for research.
Macaques, which the article states AmplifyBio uses, are smart enough that the stone tools they make were briefly used as evidence of human presence in south america. Their tools were close enough to human tools as to fool some experts.
I just hate the fact that this absolute fucker has ruined the name JD. I love Scrubs.
That and the good name of Vance Refrigeration
What kinda business you in Bob?
He’s not an absolute fucker unless absolute is a brand of couch.
It comes with shot-glass-sized cup holders in the armrest.
Before 2016 I used to use twice impeached, convicted felon ex-president 45’s name a lot for context and comparison because it is short and can act as a hard emphasis word.
Not any more and I can’t find a verb to replace it but I’ll be damned if I give that fascist shitstain even one drop of SEO even on accident
Scrubs ruined the name JD, but he makes it even worse.
Amongst other problems.
Headlines are getting wild.
Dolphins, monkeys, cats, couches, no dead dogs yet.
Watch it turn out he was part of the zoosadist group from awhile back.
yet.
I missed the cat thing. What did Jorkin Dapeanus Vance do to a cat?
google childless cat ladies, it’s legacy.
Preeeeettty sure his name is Jance Dance Vance, and I won’t be convinced otherwise.
That looks like the titular character from Xavier Renegade Angel
“I said I had enough of that at school…” -Lance Vance
CW: animal cruelty
spoiler
From the article:
The test involved 48 beagles and evaluated an analog of the neurotransmitter creatine. Due to toxicity of the test substance, 15 dogs had to be put down. Two more were found dead in the lab.
… I just want to stop learning more about this man. Everywhere you look, there’s something even more fucked up than whatever you knew before.
(Jk, everyone needs to learn about him so we can win in November)
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
Nah, you gotta play it like you’re also into couches. Something like
Get a load of the curves on this bad bitch.
… what a unique sentence.
What questions? We all know he’s a terrible person to the core.
So what you guys are saying is that if a drug that could save your loved one or you was tested/researched using animals that you don’t want it? Burrnnn monkey burrrnnnnn
More that we ought to treat the animals humanely in the process, and limit animal testing to situations where it’s a medication that really benefits people, and not a cosmetic.
It’s hard to see how an action which results in burned monkey testicles is consistent with that.
Why does it really matter if the animals were bred for that reason? I thought the burned testicles was just an error, not a normal occurrence
No, it doesn’t matter that the animals were bred for the purpose of inhumane testing.
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I am a vegan and applaud your moral consistency. News articles like this are full of fake outrage by people who support the animal ag industry that commits worse crimes at massively larger scales every single day. In regards to animal welfare this guy and the puppy killer are only very marginally worse than anyone else.
edit: obligatory downvotes by people who want to be mad at animal abuse while supporting animal abuse.
I’m just trying to stay humble one triple bacon cheeseburger at a time. Spreading the good word of my gluttony to the people.
Don’t we all though?
(Emphasis mine)
Many of these animals die in the course of toxic testing exposures. Other animals are destroyed at the conclusion of testing. There are also dreadful mistakes: A lab monkey recently died after getting wedged in faulty lab equipment, and technician error left other monkeys with burns on their genitals.
What a weirdly euphemistic way to describe it. “Killed,” “put down,” or even “euthanized” would be far clearer. “Destroyed” isn’t even especially positive, but it’s just strangely vague. I get that it’s probably a term of art in the industry, but I would have put it in quotes to show that and call attention to the fact that they intentionally try to distance themselves from their actual practices.
I’ve heard the same for any animal in the wild that attacks people and must be caught and put down. I don’t know how many years ago it started, but it’s been in use for quite a while now.
“Destroyed” is especially fucked up since it sounds like they’re trying to distance themselves from the fact that these are real living creatures, and not inanimate objects who can’t feel pain.
I used to work for a preclinical pharmaceutical company and our primary model was monkeys (macaques like rhesus and cynmolgus). We worked on drugs for cancer, Alzheimer’s, lupus, and more.
We had full time 24/7 vets, regular checkups, enrichment programs, and the techs would constantly give the animals treats and were very passionate about the most humane treatment. We got surprise inspected by the FDA and others in order to keep our GLP and AAALAC status and we worked with some major companies who would not work with us if we lost our status.
Euthanasia was a big part of many studies because they need to necropsy the animals so they can see what the drugs to do parts of the body.
This mention of “destroyed” seems much more harsh than what I experienced in the labs. Burning testicles is brutal bullshit - what the hell are they even testing?! This lab sounds like a fucking shit show!!!
AmplifyBio should rebrand to AmplifyCruelty.
Also, we’re Satan-hybrids now? That’s awesome! Coolest thing they’ve called us yet.
Vance’s investment in Rumble is more on-brand. That company hosts insidious films by anti-vaxxers, who’ve spread the conspiracy theory that Covid is not a respiratory virus, but actually snake venom added to municipal water, and that those pushing mRNA Covid vaccines want to make you “a hybrid of Satan.”
Sign me the fuck up. Do I get demon wings? Pitchfork? It doesn’t matter, I’m in dammit
So do we get to pick which Doom-esque demon hybrid we become or is it assigned for us?
I’m thinking it is assigned, but I put in a request anyways
I see here you’ve requested assignment as a Baron of Hell. Unfortunately, we do not have any of those positions open at this time. I am able to offer you the options of Lost Soul or Generic Zombie. Productive demons will be considered for promotion to Revenant.
I have a lot of experience as a lost soul! 👻
