She should probably stick to beetlejuicing in the theater.
That was the tactic she tried on Pete but for some reason it didn’t work. It can’t be because he wasn’t interested because her pastor told her gay people weren’t actually real.
(Image: Lauren Boebert’s face from post thumbnail-- ¾ angle. She has a very forced, mostly terrifying smile. The image is edited with a crudely drawn witch hat and text reads, “I’ll grope you my pretty, and your little dog too”.)
They call me Cuban Pete!
Was also thinking, “LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!!!”
I’m glad you saw it, I restrained myself from adding… SSAAAAMMOOKKIINNNNN!!!
She could win the public handy J competition though
Only because Pete is too classy to do out in the open.
Exactly. Handy J’s are a private and sacred thing.
I mean… didn’t she fail at that since she was busted?
Guess she really blew it
heyoooooo!!!
Ngl I’d smash
Ever see the movie Teeth?
Two words: chainmail condom (or three words if you’re really English and hate compound nouns)
She’s probably not his type. And she didn’t know how to handle that.
Well, she’s not my type either, and I’m pretty into women.
I find hatred and imbecility to be pretty big turn offs, and she’s got both in excess.
I think the people who would, are doing this out a sort of hate boner fantasy where they basically fuck the intolerance out of her.
She’s incredibly far from his type, and he’s taken, and his husband probably keeps him pretty happy.
Most people will lose a battle of wits with Petey B. He’s friggin’ quick and incredibly intelligent.
Boebert would lose a battle of wits with a rock though.
She loses battles of wit with herself nonstop, publicly. I think we’re safe.
She’d lose battle of wits against a stuffed iguana. She’s essentially unarmed
No surprise, I’m fairly certain that she loses battles of wits regularly with small animals and house plants.
As much as I hate to speak in defense of her, I have, on occasion, been outsmarted by pets.
They have all day to plot. But so does Boebert
Rabbits are very intelligent.
I think she could beat a slice of bread with some effort.
Only if it’s sitting next to her in the theater though.
Of course Boebert lost. She went into battle unarmed.
She doesn’t have to win. She just needs the attention and to be seen as battling the other.
Play to your strengths. Stick to giving handies.
Why was she never charged with indecency? Weren’t there kids around? Caught on camera, in a public space.
And, can IQ scores run in the negative?
Because as a congresswoman she fucks Americans in public all day. I’m sure people were just glad someone enjoyed it this time
Not surprised Pete won.
Weird. She doesn’t do so good with a male she can’t give a handjob to in a public theater with children there. Oh well…
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Maybe try a battle of giving handjobs at a school play.
