My blue civic back in 2005 was nicknamed cobalt. “You can take cobalt to pick dad up at the airport”. Something I had picked up from Gone in 60 seconds that I found cool (naming cars, not cobalt)
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lmaooo this is wild please explain
I had a red Veloster I called Swordfish And my friends called my blue Civic “Bad Wolf”
The uterous. It’s a ute.
mother trucker
It must feel rejuvenating coming out of it every day
My first car was a green buick lasabre that I got from a relative. It was held together by duct tape and redneck engineering, and wasn’t even supposed to make it through high school. As a condition for receiving the car, I had to continue calling it the green hornet. Ever since, my cars have been named after a famous movie vehicle. My current car is a blue civic, so naturally I had to name it the bluesmobile
Vera. Technically given by a coworker.
She’s a WRX with lots of parts from Cobb.
Vera was Janes favorite after all.
I had an Impala that I named Vlad, so it was “Vlad the Impala”.
I had a 2002 Ford ranger that I named Strider.
We own a VW Polo and called it Pollie. Then I got a newer Polo, company car. We called it Marc, as in Marc-O-Polo
My first car was named “Safely”. Regardless of the quality of my driving, I was driving Safely.
My current car is Carefully.
Wait, what happened to Safely ?
Got a little too safe - transmission started going out, so it became tough to even reach freeway speed.
I guess they were driving Safely, but not carefully
I had a car, license plate CME1234 (fake numbers) so I called it “The Comemobile”
little did I know that Neighborhood Tires could also see the name I gave it on the portal.
My wife calls her Camry: Whale Tits.
I have named my computer.
My car is brown.
The first time I brought it home without telling my wife the color, she was unimpressed and said that it was “shart colored”.
We immediately named it “El Sharto”, and 5 years later the name has stuck
My spouse had a suped up Challenger named Gurtrude. It was a funny reaction when people saw it for the first time. They expected a beater.
My cars are named after the pokemon they most closely resemble. Ferroseed and Snorlax. They each have a sticker of said pokemon.