There were more respectful ways to word that headline but none more click-baity.
He doesn’t deserve respect. He lived and died a piece of shit; we don’t need to give him special treatment now that he’s dead.
Yes, we have to remember that this is a tragedy. A lawnmower and a pool were damaged.
How drunk was he mowing the lawn?
Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to step off the lawn mower. Do you know why I stopped you?
That has happened more than once in real life…
Because you’re a pool?
A bottle of shite (I meant to write “white” but I won’t correct that) wine and a few Oxys, presumably.
Oh well.
Mom look, a good republican!
That is some real Kentucky shit right there.
These are the people in charge of running the country…
Well, not anymore
“Accidents” happen. (I used to be a medic, and I firmly believe there is no such thing as a true “accident”.) If you look at the whole scene, you can find the point on the timeline up to the “accident” where the patient got stupid. And then I had to be there.
And yes, drunk mowing is a real thing. I had to overturn a riding lawnmower once to look for a bit of finger. But the two fatalities involving lawnmowers I did, had no alcohol involved—just stupidity was all that was required.
Another EMT here. The vast majority of the time it happens because of two mistakes, people almost never get seriously injured because of one thing, it is usually “I disabled or ignored this one safety step, then I got distracted for a second at the wrong time” or something similar. Could be alcohol, could be laziness, could be pressure to finish something for a boss that doesn’t care.
Safety is typically defense in depth, and one failure isn’t enough to cause a major issue.
Tho, there are MAJOR exceptions.
In aviation, this is called an “error chain.” It’s one of the concepts taught in ground school. Human error is a frequent element of accidents, so there is a focus on training pilots to find & fix mistakes early to “break” the “error chain” and prevent disaster.
Oh I agree, those are generally the base errors. People are stupid and do a lot of stupid things and disable safety devices or ignore safety protocols. I can remember scraping 4 fingers out of a 40 ton punch press with a putty knife, (it was handy), at an industrial accident with a putty knife. He had wired a safety latch back. Both of the lawnmower fatalities were caused by operating a heavy riding mower going across a steep side hill. The mowers rolled and crushed and suffocated the operators.
As a medic, I made my living dealing with everyone else’s stupid actions.
I just noticed the pun.
Fire Department Chronicles pretty much underlines exactly this. Emergency situations caused by some level of stupidity. Often no communication, bad supervision or training, some stunt, or just extremely poor judgement leading up to whatever happened that caused the call in the first place.
and I firmly believe there is no such thing as a true “accident”
Getting hit with a meteorite?
God’s bullet.
Obviously, it’s an act of god.
Lack of situational awareness. Or to put it another way-- Pull your head out of your arse.
I firmly believe there is no such thing as a true “accident”
I’ve been teaching my kids that “accidents happen because either someone did do something they shouldn’t have or they didn’t do something they should have, and it’s important to learn from accidents and near-accidents to avoid them in the future”
It’s incredible the number of adults I encounter who lack this wisdom and just shake off accidents as random chance without seeing the choices that led to them
Keep pounding it into them. The second most worst thing I had to do as a medic was hand out teddy bears to injured and sick children. I hated those calls.
***A Teddy Bear is perhaps the greatest medical device ever invented for treating a sick or injured child on scene. A shout out and all Blessings to our local motorcycle club for donating Teddy Bears to us by the case. They eased a lot of fear and pain.
It’s why I refuse to use the word and instead say incident.
Seriously thought this was a headline from The Onion.
How do you “plunge” into an empty pool? Wonder if it was a mulching mower.
There are definitions of plunge that don’t involve water. One can plunge their hand into their pocket, for example.
To any Republicans reading these comments and are “shocked” that we’re glad he’s gone… You will not be respected if you do not act respectably. You will be judged for your actions and you will not be missed.
I need not tolerate those who want me dead. The only people who think that’s a paradox are fundamentally terrible people.
“I have never wished death upon another human. I have, however, read many obituaries with a great deal of satisfaction.”
What a hilarious way to go out. Darwin Award nomination incoming
at 76 with a reasonable amount of wealth under his belt, I’m surprised he was even mowing his own lawn
Lots of people love maintaining a yard or garden. It’s not work to them. It’s a hobby.
100% agree. I love putting on headphones and mowing my lawn. Somehow it’s relaxing. Shoveling snow, different story…
I get it. We can easily afford someone to come mow our lawn but that’s quiet me time that I need so I’d much rather do it myself.
Quiet? On a motorized lawn mower?
My noise cancelling headphones work great and my mower’s electric. It’s not loud at all.
But I’m mostly saying “quiet” to mean being away from other people
Had a friend and his wife move in with us for a short time as they were moving to our city for a new job. They offered to help with chores and whatnot around the house, and he specifically mentioned he could help with yard work. I told him in no uncertain terms that that was my “me time” and he was to never intrude on that again. He chuckled knowingly.
Yup, I had a friend crash with us for a bit to get back on his feet and I had the exact same convo with him. Nah dawg, you can do the dishes… yards mine.
Electric is the future. They also don’t rattle your body like a gas mower does. I’m not sure why this isn’t used more as a selling feature.
“Now why would anybody do drugs when you can just mow a lawn?” - Hank Hill
On one hand, yep.
On the other, I usually blaze one before I start on my yardwork / landscaping.
Blaze it Raze it Praise it
Getting high and driving slowly in circles is the best. I miss my riding mower but do not miss having a yard that required one.
I bet, but I’ve only got a 1/4 acre, so I just push mow. Still makes a relatively relaxing task even better, though lol.
Is this how he ended up in a pool? Lol
tbh, my first thought was “oh that’s terrible” and my second thought was “maybe he was drunk?”. It’s also possible he had some kind of medical emergency and couldn’t stop for some reason.
I think for some people it’s like a form of meditation, especially for those with a big lawn and a riding mower. I don’t personally get it, but that’s the vibe these guys give off.
I didn’t get it until I lived it myself. It’s a whole thing. Felt like a King of the Hill skit when the neighbors rolled up my 3rd weekend. We were all out doing the same thing so they came to say hello. Just three guys out sitting on riding mowers in the front lawn chatting and drinking beers in the early afternoon while we all take a quick break from our solitude. It’s probably the most relaxing chore that still requires a lot of physical labor. And you feel good about completing it.
Although if I wasn’t renting, all this grass would be gone in favor of plant diversity. American lawn culture is strange.
“riding mower…still requires a lot of physical labor” rofl
This post caught me off guard when I first read it, I had to scroll up and see if it was the same person that wrote all that ridiculous shit nobody actually does while mowing and sure enough it was. Using anything other than a push mower doesn’t require a lot of physical labor, that’s just absurd. The most physical labor I’ve ever exerted other than a push mower was probably my tractor but that’s just because it’s old as shit and doesn’t have a hydrostatic transmission.
If you think mowing is just riding on the mower then you probably haven’t had to tend property that many of these mowers were designed for. You also have to deal with a trailer full of cuttings, and run a string trimmer.
Considering I sell hundreds of mowers a year, rebuild and repair them, and sell the accessories… I can say that I talk to many people who would agree with everything I said.
Sure, some of my customers are like you. They don’t care what their property looks like. They do the bare minimum to keep from getting fines from the city. But that’s not the culture where I’m at.
That makes sense. I also totally get you on the last point. As soon as I manage to own a house, the yard is getting planted with local flora, fruit bushes, and a vegetable garden.
Even more amazing: weeding. Some people go into the zone out there pulling weeds. To me it was always torture – mental and physical.
For others it is a means of escaping their family for an hour or so.
I hate the time it takes. I’m HIGHLY allergic to grass and wear near hazmat level protection.
But it requires many different skill sets including driving. This is what makes it enjoyable. The challenge to get the best look, or the most efficient mow.
Plus instant gratification. Each line looks good as you turn and come back on the next pass. And when you’re done, the whole thing looks 100% better so you get a big o’l dopamine push with your self gratification.
My wife’s parents have a decent plot of land and always go out for a mow when they’re bored of us. I guess it’s better than staring at their phones.
ok so there’s mowers you actually ride,… this makes a lot more sense
Not just ride, that doesn’t encompass the relationship properly. It’s nearly a sport or art form really. A man and his mower.
There’s a skill to not just driving, but you also control the speed of the blade, the direction of the cut, your lines. You need to control the speed so you get a good cut, which means dropping gears when you run thicker patches. You can also adjust the height of the deck (the part the blades are attached to), the speed of the blade. There are different kinds of blades to attach and you need to change them depending on the task or season. Also the blades need sharpening, so you need to pay for that or learn to sharpen (and balance) the blades. Then you use all of those skills to perfectly navigate diverse and uneven terrain to achieve the best possible look for your yard (once you decide if you are mowing for street looks or mowing for views from the house).
And that’s just cutting grass with a basic model. There are so many vehicle options that the equipment alone can be a huge part of riding mower life. You can have a basic no-name with two small blades that rattles your teeth while you hold on for your life wishing you had better hearing protection. Or maybe a nearly silent electric zero turn where you steer with levers and are practically sitting in a reclining chair with a built in insulated
cupbeer holder. And there’s everything in-between.Mowing life is weird.
this is amazing. The US fascinates me from an anthropological stand point
It fascinates us as well. The diversity is pretty insane when you stop to think about it. And every different place has their own things that everyone else thinks is strange.
I’ve never heard of anyone not just setting the deck depth, putting the throttling to max, engaging the blades and proceeding to mow. Nothing about what you said seems at all like anything anyone realistically cares or worries about. Whether a push mower, small riding mower, zero turn, or sub compact tractor; it’s all essentially the same. Nobody is changing blades out by the season. Someone that cares will probably sharpen their blades at the end of the mowing season but that takes about as much learning as washing the dishes. It was like reading a cosplay about lawn mowing from someone that has never mowed before.
And I can tell you either don’t mow much or your lawn looks like shit.
Gotta thatch once spring rains stop, special blade. In the height of summer when the grass is growing inches every week, you need a high lift blade so you can attach a bagger. Fall brings & early spring brings on a mulching blade.
If you don’t sharpen your blade you get jagged brown tops and your blade isn’t staying sharp all season long.
Maybe get some real life experience before commenting.
I mow plenty, everything gets mulched. I do adjust the deck height so the lawn is 4 1/4 inches tall in the summer and work it shorter by half an inch a cut until it’s under 3 inches on my last mowing. You can try gate keeping lawn mowing to be consistent with whatever fairly tail you got yourself committed to telling but that doesn’t make it real.
Gatekeeping?
Man I’m just here providing some insight to a culture that other people aren’t exposed to on a daily basis. I literally get paid to get people excited about mowers. You’re the one rolling up being a dick for no reason.
All of the products exist for reasons. Features have reasons. If everyone just sat on their mower and went full send then there wouldn’t be multiple speed settings in the first place.
If you wanna vanilla out the experience for yourself, you should very much do as you please. But don’t try to play off that any of my information was incorrect just because your mowing is basic.
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An uplifting story.
Felt like more of a let down
To think with a full pool it could have been a letdrown
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