pH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 个月前Coming on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square272fedilinkarrow-up1899arrow-down1139
arrow-up1760arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 个月前message-square272fedilink
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up66·2 个月前Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 个月前Because they are wise in the ways of the world.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 个月前Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
minus-squareCosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·edit-22 个月前If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist. Literally And figuratively #SexWorkIsRealWork
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
minus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 个月前Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install. Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
minus-squareZier@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 个月前Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here. Bragger
minus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 个月前If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
minus-squareonionsinmypores@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!
minus-squareReal Air Boon@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 个月前“No sex, tech support is my companionship!”
minus-squareGrenfur@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 个月前As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
minus-squareNo_Eponym@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up29·2 个月前Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
minus-squareonionsinmypores@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 个月前I love how this entire comment chain went lol
Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!
That’d be us Unix socks people.
Because they are wise in the ways of the world.
Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.
If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I’d be giving them money hand over fist.
Literally
And figuratively
#SexWorkIsRealWork
If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.
Heck, I’d probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.
Who’s got time for sex when there’s ricing to be done!
You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.
Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.
Bragger
Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o
If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.
If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!
“No sex, tech support is my companionship!”
As long as both remain free and open source I’ll allow it.
Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.
Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.
I love how this entire comment chain went lol
The Fediverse is so fun!!!