My man’s gonna get Epsteined
I prefer if he gets Nelson Mandela’d
Goes to jail for 27 gruelling years and comes out to a reform and becomes president?
Goes to jail: yes
For 27 years: I’d prefer something more like 27 days
Comes out to a reform: I might need some educating on this
Becomes president: it would be an improvement
Reform: the part where the apartheid regime was overturned
I guess if I try to shoehorn it into this analogy, it would be a reform of the healthcare system in America
Oh, then yes! Reform the shit out of it!
Seems like an irrelevant detail.
Wait, you are telling me he drank water too???
… And?
Why do we give a shit?
Why is this newsworthy?
Are we going to hear about his time working in retail soon? I’m sure it will provide deep insight to find out which store he worked at for 3 months, 8 years ago. clearly that’s relevant information.
Wait till you hear he played amongus with friends on discord.
I hear they’re even worse than GTA players and 4channers combined!
I don’t want to be conspiratorial but this helps stop the class awakening all of this was helping bring about. The more we know about him, the more people will identify or not identify with him and then we’re back to culture war being the conversation instead of class war.
CIV6 clearly radicalizes young people.
Because they are going to milk every click they can, except anything that scares the billionaire overlords
Because it’s a opportunity to trot out the low hanging fruit of ‘Videos games promote violence’, providing a convenient target to point the finger at.
Didn’t the disbarring of Jack Thompson teach them anything?
Media on their way to doxx and leak every single detail about a guy who killed some rich heartless exec
Media on their way to doxx and leak every single detail about a guy who MAYBE killed some rich heartless exec
Let’s start doing the same to the journalists
Just wait till they extend that to his entire family.
Blatant attempt to cash-in on his celebrity status.
That just makes him even more likeable
True
I knew it! it’s because of his Nintendo or Gameboy!
Grams Theft Auto singlehandedly causes all crime in America. We should’ve known it was the games all along.
I submitted a bug report that got a typo fixed on a Minecraft mod with 20 million downloads, where’s my headline? :(
you forgot to shoot somebody
