“Alfred, there’s bat shit on the batputer again.”
“Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again.”
Don’t mention the parasites you get from bat poop (was it all a fever dream? The whole batman saga?)
BATMAN CAUSED COVID!
Batman arrives at the crime scene with drippings of wet grey guano running down the left side of his chest
Joker: … HAHAHAHA … what’s that Batman … you’re little friends show you a bit of love?
Batman mumbles: … hughhg? … (looks down at his suit) … ALFRED!!!
That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
The mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion… everything.
I think he’s been around it for so long he doesn’t even notice it
No, they’re not!
🎶Jingle bells,
Batman smells…🎵
Sure, but has anyone sang that around him?
Not within 6 feet. Not because of the danger, but you can’t inhale any closer
In front of my house is a mango tree. My house is white. Also there are lots of bats in the neighborhood.
Needless to say, I wish I had an Alfred.
I’m jealous of that mango tree though… Mango is my favorite fruit
I bet lots of batcum on the keyboard too. And not from the animals.
The Robins were all teenagers.
So Batman was a groomer?! Disgusting!
I mean…
Perhaps harvesting the guano is where the Wayne family wealth truly comes from.
Wayne Industries Organic Fertilizer
GWNO … (pronounced Guano)
Greater
Wayne
Nitrogen
OrganicsThey need to expand into other countries so that they can rename to Greater International Wayne Nitrogen Organics
Bat wipes. They have many uses.
