I wanna say there’s an option for auto crouch-jumping even in HL1 classic, but I could be wrong. I know it’s a thing in Black Mesa

Kinda like Americans donating to have a bench named after them in a park.

If there is anyone out there who hasn’t played Half-Life, do yourself a favor and get it now.

You’re so fucking stupid I don’t even have an insult or something clever to say, other than remove yourself from the gene pool.

That’s a big building. I think the biggest apartment building in my city is maybe 100 units? Mine is only like 25.

So even more useless than it already is?

Right? Just wait until January

I actually looked it up this morning because I was curious, and “Harry” is actually short for “Henry,” “Harold,” "Harrison, and “Harvey”

I’ve met someone with the first name Harrison, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility. Also, what is “Harry” short for?

It’s funny to me when people think Lemmy is like a small town.

Like sure not many people use it relatively speaking, but that also means most people are going to be spread so far and wide that the chances of coming across someone in your town is extremely slim.

“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

• billionaires, probably.

May be a small one, but a big pet peeve of mine with captions/subtitles is when they don’t put the exact spoken words into text, like when they shorthand a phrase or change up the wording a bit so it uses less typed characters/words. Idk why, it just bugs me a bit cause it’s not what they said.

Neil Patrick Harris has three first names

When I lived in San Diego I literally took the city bus to school. And so did a lot of other students (not just at my school). There were times the drivers didn’t know the stops so I’d have to tell them they passed it.

We really should make using “/s” or “/j” a thing here

Nah, you’re too stupid if that’s why you didn’t vote for her.

Careful, there’s a pizza place near where I grew up that used to have 36" pizzas, but they had to downsize to 28" because the boxes were too expensive.

It’s called Giant Pizza King, and they’re goddamn delicious.

“Who hasn’t yadda-yadda’d sex?”

Probably at least four years given her current career path.

Now she has to suck up to trump even more.

“Dammit! Can’t a guy masturbate in this house?!”