Hearing Trump talk about how the car has ‘computer’ (during the news conference) made me think back to a news event with George H.W. Bush in a supermarket, seeing a grocery barcode scanner for the first time.
Same kind of inquisitive and excited response from both of them.
Trump did a supermarket thing while out doing his disinformation circuit, and the owner guy was trying to explain things to him and you could tell Trump had never grocery shopped and then quickly lost interest and tuned the guy completely out.
The McDonald’s fries thing was also amusing when he learned “how fries were made” and that they put them in a basket and not scoop them out by hand lol.
The McDonald’s fries thing was also amusing when he learned “how fries were made” and that they put them in a basket and not scoop them out by hand lol.
They could have let him learn that the hard way, but no.
Bobbing for fries might sound more like fun to him.
You know, Don, when a man potato and a woman potato love each other…
Fucker Carlson shopping in Moscow can be put there too since he is another head of the MAGA hydra.
WoW tHeY iNvEnTeD sHoPpInG cArT rEtUrNs
Imagine if everyone in the world would just say “fuck no, I am not cooking for you” and the billionaires would die of starvation because they don’t know how to do. Hilarious.
Most likely bought with taxpayer money.
Russian taxpayer money, yes.
Pay? Why would he pay? Does he ever pay for anything?
I gladly pay you tomorrow for a Tesla today.
Free scrap metal is free scrap metal
he sure as shit doesn’t pay for his crimes.
Will this be the car he now occupies in the motorcade?
$90k is nothing for these people.
You have any clue how much Trump is stealing from tax payers? The dude is making a fortune off being president.
Ever wondered if this tariff yes tariff no spiel is just stock maipulation?
just for a second, now it’s canon
That’s like an hour of playing gold for him
If this were a movie, (that I was writing) The car would glitch and lock Dumpster inside, then burst into flames. He would push the panic button, then look through the smoky windows at fElon laughing demonically, while Dumpster lights-outs coughing and railing against the betrayal, and injustice of it all.
Fade to black. Cough
Post credits scene will be fElon taking a seat behind the desk in the oval office.
Which suddenly also burst into flames and cut to black almost immediately.
Which fades into POV held tied in a carriage with a blond man telling you you’ve been trying to cross the borders…
No seriously please get this script hammered out and get an animator
Pushing the panic button would be cross-wired to make the fart noise.
Would be even better if elon were in there with him
Like fuck he paid for it
I doubt if he paid for it, or if it’ll ever be driven.
All good. It can totally drive itself.
Tesla has a chance to do something funny here.
Anything endorsed by Trump is a scam.
What’s weird is that Presidents aren’t allowed to drive themselves. Secret service is no doubt impounding that new car until he’s no longer their problem.
They can, just not on public roads.
Biden drove an electric Ford truck on a closed lot.
Obama drove Jerry Seinfeld’s car on the White House grounds.
He actually said this on camera, that he wouldn’t be driving it. But then, he said that he hadn’t driven in a “long time”…
I don’t think he has a driver’s license.
He did have a drivers license and was shown driving in 2014 on a video that his wife posted. The license expired in 2020. He probably didn’t renew it, since ex-presidents are also not allowed to drive, so he hasn’t been allowed to drive since 2016.
That’s code for he never learned to drive. Whatever polite bullshit you’re used to from other politicians isn’t happening here, so you can safely assume the exact opposite of what he’s saying.
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It’d be such a shame if it caught fire.
But then, Chump never drives anyway so…
🤷♂️ 🤷♂️
Proving, once again, what complete fucking idiot he is! <car catches fire behind him >
It’ll be auctioned off for $10M to an anonymous Saudi buyer.
Honestly, I’m not even mad they’re squandering their money on stupid bullshit.
Except it isn’t stupid bullshit. They are giving the money to musk so that they can get something they want done. This also gives musk more power as he’s able to buy more people.
Anonymously at an auction?
“Anonymously” at an “auction” was the intended implication, I believe. Where in actuality someone is just paid a lot of money in a manner that is harder to trace, and has an air of plausible deniability.
Omg you’re right, I completely forgot that was a thing for money laundering. Damn. My mistake!
And he doesn’t even drive…
doesn’t even drive
It’s more than that. Legally, he’s not even allowed to drive.
Edit: might not be technically illegal, but disallowed by secret service.
I think disallowed only out in the public. I think I read that theyre allowed to drive on the whitehouse property, and maybe private institutions like race tracks? I dont recall the specifics
Legally, he’s not even allowed to drive.
I think more like the SS advises the president not to drive for their own safety, and to leave it to experts.
Or as Trump probably sees it: The deep state is being insufficiently loyal and trying to tell him - the president - of all people - what to do. So he totally shouldn’t listen, and should drive if he wants to, and they should fall in line or be fired.
What are the chances that he even knows how to drive? Golf carts don’t count.
Now he needs to drive around in it while we all absolutely pray for the funniest thing in the world to happen.
he isn’t allowed to
He isn’t allowed to drive himself, but maybe FSD is a loophole?
if only it worked
Isnt that a good thing in this case?
If he’s not allowed he’s not gonna do it.
“But FSD is safer than human drivers!” - Elon Musk
